Showtime (2002)

Share this quote on facebook Mitch: Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do you? I'm too old for this shit. Go on, I dare you.

Share this quote on facebook Mitch: I've got to go wash this shit out of my hair and get a change of clothes.

Share this quote on facebook Mitch: What are you going to do top cop, wrap me up in caution tape?

Share this quote on facebook Mitch: I have not interest in you, your stupid questions, or your silly show.

Share this quote on facebook Mitch: Get that camera out of here!
Trey: Keep that camera right where it is!

Share this quote on facebook Mitch: My ex and I were on the rocks, and my marriage counselor said I needed to take up a hobby.
Trey: How come you never got good at it?
Mitch: Well, it's kind of like you and police work. I never took it that seriously.

Share this quote on facebook Mitch: Why did you want to be a cop, anyway?
Trey: Because I was a shitty waiter.

Share this quote on facebook Chase: [unimpressed] This is your house?
Mitch: No, this is my batcave. There's a tunnel in the garage that leads to my mansion in Beverly Hills.

Share this quote on facebook T.J. Hooker: [advising Trey on how TV cops taste drugs] You spear the knife into the bag... then pick some of the drugs up with the knife... then lightly press it on your tongue. And that is how TV cops taste drugs!
Mitch: What if it's cyanide? There's a reason real cops don't taste drugs.

Share this quote on facebook Chase: That's great TV!

Share this quote on facebook Trey: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mitch: I doubt it.

Share this quote on facebook Mitch: [after his home has been remodeled] It looks like a gay porn star lives here!

Share this quote on facebook Trey: [walking around the weapons lab] What happened to the good old days where people would just grow pot in their garages?