Constant est incarcéré après avoir commis un crime. Selon lui, ce n'était qu'un accident. Victime d'un accident vasculaire cérébral, il réussit à s'évader de l'hôpital. Après s'être réfugié sur une péniche abandonnée, il rencontre Silvia, une jeune femme qui identifie le fugitif. Pensant que Constant est un tueur professionnel, elle lui propose un marché : il doit assassiner Jeanne, sa mère adoptive dépressive dont elle convoite l'héritage, ou elle le livrera à la police. Constant accepte cette offre mais à défaut de tuer Jeanne, il la sauve d'une tentative de suicide.
Contrarié parce que sa fiancée désire faire une pause dans leur relation, et pour évacuer son stress, Jean-Pierre Savelli (Richard Anconina), cadre d'une société d'assurances à Clermont-Ferrand, décide d'aller passer ses vacances dans un lieu inhabituel pour lui : au camping des Flots Bleus près d'Arcachon selon l'idée de son collègue (Philippe Lellouche). Il y fait la connaissance de ses fervents abonnés dont Patrick Chirac (Franck Dubosc), un homme redevenu célibataire (voir Camping) et qui est prêt à fonder une famille avec Pauline, une jolie jeune femme qui gère la baraque à frites du camping. Jacky quant à lui s'offusque lors de l'installation de mobil-homes qui gâchent la vue de l'emplacement 17 (les mobil-home étant déplacés à cause de glissement de terrain dus aux pluies diluviennes), mais ne peut rentrer à Melun faute de points de permis. Depuis qu'il a ouvert une nouvelle boutique, Paulo a adopté la "bling-bling attitude" au grand dam de Sophie qui manque de tromper ce dernier avec Sebastiano Schamalack, le coach bien-être.
February 1848. Alexandre Dumas (Gérard Depardieu) is at the height of his fame. He has withdrawn for a few days into the immense Château de Monte-Cristo near Le Port-Marly, that he is building. There he works with his collaborator, Auguste Maquet, (Benoît Poelvoorde). If the books bear Dumas' name, the tiring work undertaken by Maquet is colossal. Nevertheless, for ten years, Maquet has remained in the great man's shadow and never challenged his supremacy. When a quarrel breaks out between the two men, after Maquet passes himself off as Dumas in order to seduce Charlotte (Mélanie Thierry), - a crucial question presents itself: what is the exact part each man has in the work's success. Who is the father of d'Artagnan, and of Monte Cristo? In short, who is really the author? Their relationship, so peaceful until this point is placed in doubt and topples over into confrontation. And not far away, in Paris, a revolution is building which will seal the fate of another relationship—that of Louis-Philippe— with the people of France.
The film is set in Africa's Okavango Delta, and the main characters are a meerkat named Billy and a lion named Socrates. The annual flood has failed to arrive in the Delta, water has become scarce and the native animals fiercely fight over it. Billy and Socrates set out to find more water, and during their quest they meet a rag-tag group of animals from across the world: a polar bear named Sushi, a kangaroo named Toby, a Tasmanian devil named Smiley, two Galápagos tortoises named Winifred and Winston, a rooster named Charles, and a chimpanzee named Toto, all of whom have had their lives ruined by humans in some way and have travelled to Africa. The animals soon discover the reason for the lack of water in the Delta: a dam has been constructed to supply energy for a luxury resort owned by a man named Mr. Smith. Hunter, a poacher, kidnaps Socrates, while the other animals escape. The animals hold a conference where Winifred and Winston explain the deadly future that could be possible for animals. After the conference, however, Winifred and Winston pass away. That day, Billy and the other animals travel through the "Valley of Death" towards the dam. Hunter spots the animals and tries to stop them with a bi-plane, but is stopped by Toto. Maya, Mr. Smith's daughter, frees Socrates from his cage, and sends Hunter down a chute. Down at the bottom of the dam, the buffaloes and rhinos, including Chino and Biggie, charge into the dam. Billy hits a rock into a chute in the dam, which ignites a missile from Hunter's bi-plane, which destroys the dam, and frees the water. To celebrate the water coming back, they have a party. After the party, the animals travel to New York City, where the movie ends with the animals walking through the city with whales calling in the background.
Margaret is a beautiful and successful businesswoman selling power plants to the Chinese. With an adoring English lover, she appears to have everything going for her. On her fortieth birthday, Margaret receives the first bundle of letters she wrote to herself when she was seven years old. A jumble of colorful collages, photographs, and wildly creative puzzles seem to have come from a different girl entirely. In a letter the seven-year-old Margaret writes, "Dear me. Today I am seven years old and I'm writing you this letter to help you remember the promises I made when I was 7, and also to remind you of what I want to become..." As her letters to herself keep arriving, Margaret finds herself becoming disenchanted. The letters evoke long-forgotten memories and cast doubt on many of the choices she made in her life. In many ways she's become the opposite of what she hoped to become as a child. Margaret visits her childhood village and, by reconnecting with people who see in her the girl they once knew, she starts finding her way to the woman she vowed to become.
Le film suit plusieurs enfants qui tentent de fuir le Mexique et l'Amérique centrale pour les États-Unis, sur le toit d'un train qui traverse le Mexique connu sous le nom La Bestia (La Bête).
Six touristes français ont décidé de découvrir l'Afrique du Sud au cours d'un safari organisé par Richard Dacier (Kad Merad). Ils ignorent que leur guide n'a pas mis les pieds dans la brousse depuis trente ans et qu'il a peur des animaux.
Famadihana is an ancient Malagasy custom that means “the turning of the dead”. A symbol of the importance of the worship of ancestors, and a chance to move the remains of ancestors from their first tomb to their final resting place, it is an occasion for festivities, dance and the sacrifice of zebus. The movie is filmed like the travel journey of a Western traveler in search of these customs. The pages turn, the drawings come to life, and the luxuriant landscapes of Madagascar appear one after another. The celebrations may commence…
Sergueï est un nomade évène, éleveur de rennes. Il vit dans les montagnes de Sibérie orientale. Devenu jeune adulte, son père l'envoie garder et protéger un troupeau contre les loups, leur grande harde de 3000 bêtes du clan de Batagaï, tradition d'élevage de ce peuple.
The opening shot is a panorama of Los Angeles, revealing a city where all of the buildings and inhabitants are some form of commercial branding: birds in the form of Bentley logos, Microsoft's butterfly, pedestrians in the shape of the AIM icon, overhead highway signs mounted on Atlantic Records logos, etc. The major characters are revealed in an Altman-esque tableau. The Pringles mascot (voiced by David Fincher) pulls into a restaurant's parking lot and propositions an Esso Girl waitress (voiced by Aja Evans) who is on a smoking break. Two Michelin Man cops in a parked cruiser (voiced by Bob Stephenson and Sherman Augustus) are introduced as they debate the morality of keeping animals in zoos. Across town, Bob's Big Boy (voiced by Joel Michaely) and Haribo (voiced by Matt Winston) are on a tour at the zoo led by a flamboyant Mr. Clean (voiced by Michaely). The two boys hate the tour and hop off the tour train. They soon begin to harass the MGM lion by mooning it and throwing a Coca Cola bottle at it, but they are scolded by the zoo security, the Green Giant.
Luka, chanteur-guitariste du groupe de rock underground Orly Sud pendant les années 1990, devient dix ans plus tard le roi de la nouvelle scène pop-rock française en s'appropriant les chansons d'un carnet bleu tombé d'une housse de basse alors qu'il cherchait des photos de son ancien groupe. Il pense que ce sont les chansons de son ami Thomas, ex-bassiste d'Orly Sud disparu depuis plusieurs années. Or, un jour, Thomas réapparaît... Commencent alors chez Luka trois jours de calvaire durant lesquels il doit lui cacher son immense célébrité. Il décide alors de faire croire à Thomas qu'il est toujours contrôleur à la RATP et que sa maison de luxe et sa Mercedes-Benz appartiennent à son pique-assiette gaffeur de pote Francis, mime colocataire qui éprouve des difficultés à percer et que Luka fait passer pour un « comédien plein de pognon ».
Vaudeville-era magician Presto DiGiotagione is famous for a hat trick wherein he pulls his rabbit Alec Azam out of his top hat. The short begins with an unfed and irritated Alec locked in a cage, unable to reach his carrot. After Presto returns from eating a meal, he begins practicing his act with Alec, revealing that his top hat is magically connected to a wizard's hat kept backstage with Alec, so that when Presto reaches into the top hat, his hand appears out of the wizard's hat, allowing him to grab Alec and pull him out of the top hat. He intends to feed Alec the carrot, but realizes that he is late for the show and rushes off to the stage without doing so, much to Alec's anger. Presto tries to start the performance, but Alec becomes reluctant to cooperate until he is given the carrot. Presto then spends the rest of the show trying to catch Alec through the opening between his top hat and the wizard's hat.
As his town is flooded by water, an aged widower is forced to add additional levels onto his home in order to stay dry. But when he accidentally drops his favorite smoking pipe into the lower submerged levels of his home, his search for the pipe eventually makes him relive scenes from his eventful life (including his time before the flooding began).
1815. Jacquou, a young peasant from the Périgord region, lives happily with his parents. Misfortune falls upon the family when Jacquou's father is hunted for killing servants of a cruel and arrogant nobleman, the Count of Nansac. Jacquou's father flees the town but promises his son that he will join the family soon. Jacquou is acquainted with Galiote, Nansac's daughter, and her care-taker Lina when his mother works as a laundry maid at Nansac's castle with her identity untold. Jacquou at first tries to harm Galiote by letting pigs out of the pen as she throws pebbles at them, leaving the pigs agitated. However he changes his mind and saves her, leaving both Lina and Galiote impressed and grateful. Soon after this incident Jacquou's mother loses her job and is forced to leave the house with Jacquou. To make everything worse, all her attempts to save her husband fail as well. Jacquou's father is then captured, tried and executed in prison. Upon this knowledge, she makes Jacquou swear to avenge his father's death. Jacquou's mother soon succumbs to a combination of grief, starvation and exposure.