3 Idiots (2009)

Share this quote on facebook Aal izz well.
All is well.

Share this quote on facebook All is well.

Share this quote on facebook Beta kabil bano kabil, Kamyabi to sali jhak mar ke tumhare piche ayegi..

Share this quote on facebook These engineers are very smart sir, they didn't invent a machine which can measure the pressure on the brain. If they had, we would have come to know that this was not a suicide but a Murder.

Share this quote on facebook These engineers are very smart sir, they didn't invent a machine which can measure the pressure on the brain. If they had, we would have come to know that this was not a suicide but a Murder.

Share this quote on facebook [Rancho mimicking Virus]Life is a race.. If you don't run fast.. You will be like a broken anda (egg) like the gangu bird...

Share this quote on facebook [To Professor] Instruments that record analyse summarize organize debate and explain information which are illustrative non-illustrative hardbound paperback jacketed non-jacketed with forward introduction, table of contents, index that are intended for the enlightenment, understanding enrichment enhancement and education of the human brain through sensory root of vision... Sometimes touch. ()

Share this quote on facebook Kiss ho nahi paati yaar... naak beech me aa jaati hai aur main Jag jata hoon.
I never manage to plant the kiss dude... the nose comes in between and I wake up.

Share this quote on facebook I never manage to plant the kiss dude... the nose comes in between and I wake up.

Share this quote on facebook Main apko engineering nahi padha raha tha sir, woh to aap mujhse behtar jante hain. Main to apko yeh padha raha tha ... ki padhate kaise hain..
I wasn't teaching you engineering, that you know better than me. I was teaching you how to teach.

Share this quote on facebook I wasn't teaching you engineering, that you know better than me. I was teaching you how to teach.

Share this quote on facebook Ehh, Phunsukh Wangdu.

Share this quote on facebook Fullll connection hai baba...
There's something going on between you both.

Share this quote on facebook There's something going on between you both.

Share this quote on facebook Dono taange tudawa kar apne pairo par khada hona sikha hai sir, badi mushkil se aaya hai yeh attitude, nahi hoga sir. Aap apni naukri rakh lijiye, main apna attitude rakh leta hoon.
Sir, I have learnt to stand up on my feet after having broken both my legs. This attitude has come with great difficulty. No sir, I can't. You may keep your job, and let me keep my attitude.

Share this quote on facebook Sir, I have learnt to stand up on my feet after having broken both my legs. This attitude has come with great difficulty. No sir, I can't. You may keep your job, and let me keep my attitude.

Share this quote on facebook Badi duvidha thi, Dost ko sambhaltay ya dost ki Maa kay aansu pochtay, phir humne socha hatao yaar mater paneer pay concentrate karo

Share this quote on facebook Human behaviour ke baare me uss din humne kuch jaana, Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai, lekin dost first aa jaye toh jyada dukh hota hai.
We learnt something about human behaviour that day, It feels bad when a friend fails, but it feels even worse when he comes first.

Share this quote on facebook We learnt something about human behaviour that day, It feels bad when a friend fails, but it feels even worse when he comes first.

Share this quote on facebook Baba ranchoddas sahi kehte the... Baccha kabil bano kabil.. Kamyabi to sali jhak maar ke peeche ayegi

Share this quote on facebook Rancho was right when he said "Pursue excellence, and success (Chatur) will follow, pants down!"

Share this quote on facebook [narration] I've always been a law abiding citizen. But in the last 24 hours, I grounded an airplane, nearly flushed someone's remains down the toilet, and helped Pia escape her wedding. All for Rancho. He would've done the same for any of us, too, like stealing a copy of the final exam that was designed for Raju's failure.

Share this quote on facebook Shave karani hai? (nahi Sir) then "Get Lost..!"

Share this quote on facebook Everything is fair in Love and War, and this is World War... 3!

Share this quote on facebook (Rancho replaced a few words in the speech, which made the speech hilarious.)

Share this quote on facebook (After Farting) I didn't do it. Rajuuuu...

Share this quote on facebook A for Apple, B for Ball...

Share this quote on facebook Definition of a machine - A machine is any combination of bodies so connected that their relative motions are constrained, and by means of which force and motion may be transmitted and modified, as a screw and its nut, or a lever arranged to turn about a fulcrum or a pulley about its pivot, etc, especially, a construction more or less complex, consisting of a combination of moving parts or simple mechanical elements, as wheels, levers, cams, etc.

Share this quote on facebook You want maar? (to children at Ladakh).

Share this quote on facebook Atayees (28) ki hogayi hai Kammo, Maruti 800 mangtay hain Dahej main, aray tu padhega likhega nahi to shadi kaisi hogi iski,
Kammo has turned 28, people are asking for a car in dowry, if you will not study, how will she get married?

Share this quote on facebook Kammo has turned 28, people are asking for a car in dowry, if you will not study, how will she get married?

Share this quote on facebook (Bhindi lenge) pata hai tujhe, bhindi barah rupay kilo ho gayi hai aur gobi dass ki, loot machi hai saray desh mai. ....
(Would you like 'Okra') You know, one kilo of 'Okra' is now twelve rupees and cabbage is ten rupees, there's a widespread steal across the country...

Share this quote on facebook (Would you like 'Okra') You know, one kilo of 'Okra' is now twelve rupees and cabbage is ten rupees, there's a widespread steal across the country...

Share this quote on facebook (Paneer lenge)...Paneer to beta kuch dinou mai itti itti thailiyoun mai Sonaar ki dukan pay bikegi....
(Would you like cottage cheese) My son, one day cottage cheese will be available at the goldsmith's in small small pouches.

Share this quote on facebook (Would you like cottage cheese) My son, one day cottage cheese will be available at the goldsmith's in small small pouches.

Share this quote on facebook Inki Eczema ki cream bhi ab pachpan (55) rupay ki aati hai.
Even his eczema cream costs 55 Rupees now.

Share this quote on facebook Even his eczema cream costs 55 Rupees now.

Share this quote on facebook Ajeeb desh hai hamari. Pijja 30 minute may aane ki guarantee hai.
In this country, you can only have pizza in 30 minutes.

Share this quote on facebook In this country, you can only have pizza in 30 minutes.