Airheads (1994)

Share this quote on facebook Ian: The Lone Rangers? That's original. How can you pluralize "The Lone Ranger"?

Share this quote on facebook Rex: We're going to take the cops up on those demands they wanted.
Pip: We got a killer list going.
Rex: Yeah, check it out. We ask for airplay and whatever else we want, then we demand a whole bunch of weird stuff. This way we can plead insanity later.
Chazz: Where'd this come from?
Rex: Pip's idea.
Chazz: Way to go, Pip.

Share this quote on facebook Rex: 67 copies of "Moby Dick".
Suzzi: The movie or the book?
Rex: They made a book out of that?

Share this quote on facebook Milo: You're going to scream "Rock and Roll"? You're going to go to jail for that?
Ian: There's a saying Milo: If it's too loud, you're too old.

Share this quote on facebook Marcus: "Rodney King"? What's that supposed to mean?
Pip: He's that guy.

Share this quote on facebook Chazz: Who'd win in a wresting match? Lemmy or God?
Chris: Lemmy.

Share this quote on facebook Chris: ... God?
Rex: Wrong, dickhead. Trick question. Lemmy *IS* God.

Share this quote on facebook Chazz: We got to send one person out.
Pip: I'll go.
Rex: One of the hostages, doof.

Share this quote on facebook Milo: Ahhhhh. You're screwing on my $1400 leather couch!
Rex: Ohhh, Pip. Put the monster away.

Share this quote on facebook Rex: [punches Pip in the arm] I'm not scared, Pip. Come on.
Pip: I'm going to stab your heads off!
Rex: [promting] With what? With what?
Pip: With my DICK!
Rex: Yeah!
Pip: Yeah! And blood's gonna come out of your head! And there's nothing you can do about it! Cause I's a MAD MAN! heh heh.

Share this quote on facebook Pip: Man, Chazz is right. All we gotta to do is make our own action, y'know?
Rex: That's the way it is, little bro. Do you think Tommy Lee sat around and waited for the bus? Man, he hustled. That's how come he gets to live in the Hills and pork Heather Locklear.

Share this quote on facebook The music. The legend. The hostage situation.

Share this quote on facebook The music made them do it.

Share this quote on facebook They were a rock 'n' roll band that couldn't get arrested. That was before they took an entire radio station hostage.

Share this quote on facebook A comedy with attitude.

Share this quote on facebook Get ready to laugh, rock and roll.

Share this quote on facebook The amps are on but nobody's home.