Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974)

Share this quote on facebook How are we supposed to have a meaningful family relationship if he's always on the verge of killing you?

Share this quote on facebook You're a very weird kid.

Share this quote on facebook I could lay under you, eat fried chicken and do a crossword puzzle at the same time, that's how much you bother me.

Share this quote on facebook You kiss me where the sun don't shine.

Share this quote on facebook Tommy: Mom, are we in Arizona yet?
Alice: If you ask me that one more time, I'm gonna beat you to death. Just sit back there and relax and enjoy life, huh?
Tommy: Life is short.
Alice: So are you.

Share this quote on facebook Alice: [after Tommy was being smart] If you open your mouth, once more, I swear to God, I'm gonna nail it shut.
[Tommy opens his mouth]
Alice: I'm warning you, Tommy. I'm gonna throw you out, and you're gonna walk the last mile home.
[Tommy makes faces at his mother]
Alice: Get out!
[Kicks Tommy out of the car and drives away]

Share this quote on facebook Alice: I'm an okay sorta person. How'd I get such a smart-ass kid?
Tommy: You got pregnant.

Share this quote on facebook David: [Tommy's milking a cow] Hey, Tommy, watch the fingernails.
Tommy: Well, Christ, she's got tits the size of cucumbers. What do you expect?
Alice: [to David] Ahem. I don't know where he gets that language, I really don't.
Tommy: Think real hard, it'll come to you, lady.

Share this quote on facebook Chicken: Would you mind turning around for me?
Alice: Turn around? Why?
Chicken: I wanna look at ya.
Alice: Well, look at my face, I don't sing with my ass.

Share this quote on facebook Alice: I know what I'm doing!
David: Yeah, you do. That's why you can't make up your mind about your kid, your job, Monterey, or me.

Share this quote on facebook Tommy: You really love David, don't you?
Alice: Yep, I do.
Tommy: Yeah, I like him too, I just hate his taste in music. He always said you could fight with somebody and still like him.
Alice: Hey, now you're using your old noggin! Thanks pal!
[she hugs and kisses him]
Alice: My boy!
Tommy: Mom, mom, I can't breathe!