Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (1976)

Share this quote on facebook Directed by Bud Townsend. Written by Bucky Searles. Based on the novel of Lewis Carroll.

Share this quote on facebook Well if it feels good, there's a good chance it must be bad.

Share this quote on facebook We don't have any towels. We had one once, but it was stolen by a hotel.

Share this quote on facebook [to Alice] May my rod and staff comfort thee.

Share this quote on facebook Alice: Oh! It looks like somebody had an accident.
The White Rabbit: THAT'S a funny thing to call it.

Share this quote on facebook Mad Hatter: And after the King's ball comes off, we're eating dinner in the Queen's box.
Alice: Dinner in the Queen's box?
Mad Hatter: Well not dinner exactly, it's more like a boxed lunch.

Share this quote on facebook Humpty Dumpty: Who's she? I've never seen HER before.
Mad Hatter: She's new in these parts.

Share this quote on facebook The White Rabbit: She's embarrassed - I think she's still a virgin.
Mad Hatter: Well if that's the case, she should be embarrassed. I've never heard of such a thing.
Alice: Well I'm trying to learn, honestly, but I can't have everything shoved down my throat all at once.
Mad Hatter: Well I don't see why not.

Share this quote on facebook Alice: Don't you think you should put that thing away?
Mad Hatter: Certainly not, I just let it out! Don't you like it?
Alice: Well... Yes, it's very nice.
Mad Hatter: You may touch it.
Alice: Oh, I couldn't!
Mad Hatter: I don't see why not.
Alice: Well, because it's yours.
Mad Hatter: [rolling his eyes] I'll share it with you.

Share this quote on facebook An X-Rated Musical Comedy.

Share this quote on facebook The world's favorite bedtime story.

Share this quote on facebook Bucky Searles – Humpty Dupty

Share this quote on facebook Ron Nelson – William

Share this quote on facebook Alan Novak – Mad Hatter

Share this quote on facebook J. P. Paradine – Judge/Scrugg