American Dad: The New CIA (2005)

Share this quote on facebook Francine: This is a wonderful starter home. I've been saving it for a couple just like you.
Woman: Pretty soon, we're gonna be more than a couple.
Francine: Oh, congratulations! I just thought you were fat.
Woman: We're adopting.

Share this quote on facebook Stan: This midnight fishing is great.
Avery: Sounds to me like someone doesn't want to go home.
Stan: Yeah, I'm laying low. Today is the anniversary of a huge fight me and Francine got into last year.
Stan's coworker: Yeah? What about?
Stan: Oh, I forgot our anniversary. [his coworkers look at him in realisation] I'm never gonna do that again!
Coworker: I...
[Avery silences him. Stan takes a swig of his beer and sighs contentedly. He takes another drink... and then the penny drops]
Stan: [screams]
Avery: There it is!

Share this quote on facebook [Roger explaining the "secret ingredient" in Francine's potato salad]
Roger: Last night I ate all your potato salad, and I tried to make more but there was no mayo, so instead I used... [to Francine] Well, pull my finger.
[Francine does so. Roger's milk squirts out of his breasts. Francine, Heyley and Steve vomit in disgust]
Roger: Mystery solved.
Stan: I don't get it. So what's the secret ingredient?

Share this quote on facebook Christie White: We'll call you in Aunt Janet's farm in Iowa once you get settled.
Betsy White: So does this mean I don't have to do gymnastics any more?
Christie White: Of course it does!
Chuck White: You should have thought of that before doing the splits all over town! Ha Ha!