Another You (1991)

Share this quote on facebook [as the Tri-Star advertisement music begins playing, a stallion galloping onto the screen towards the Tri-Star logo] Easy boy, steady. [the stallion sprouts wings and leaps and flies over the Tri-Star logo] Wait? Whoa! Fuckin' wings? What's goin' on? [loud crashes, bangs, pots and pans hitting the floor than coming to a silence] Fuckin' white horse!

Share this quote on facebook [last line (after credits)] Don't ever call my friend a "shithead" again, OK?

Share this quote on facebook Wax Frankenstein: [stands still pretending to be statue, then moves and places a hand on George's chest] Hi, how ya doin'?
George: Waaahh! Ahhhh! Aaaaaaaahhhh!
[runs off, flailing his arms]
Eddie Dash: George? George! [backhands Frankenstein on the chest] Damn you! You see what you did to my friend? You big, green fuck!

Share this quote on facebook Eddie Dash: [Eddie and George are in a duck blind, waiting for the ducks to fly overhead] Steady, steady, now!
George: [waving his arms] Fly away! Fly away! There are men with guns here! Fly away! Go back to your families.
Eddie Dash: Why'd you do that?
George: To keep a harmless creature from suffering a horrible fate, and to keep you from suffering a life of heartache and guilt!
Eddie Dash: They're just ducks!
George: They're not just ducks, they're creatures just like you and me!
Eddie Dash: They're not like you and me! They fly all over and they shit on people!

Share this quote on facebook One is a professional. The other is pathological.

Share this quote on facebook Meet two big liars.

Share this quote on facebook One lies for fun. The other lies for money. Now that's teamwork.