April Fool's Day (1986)

Share this quote on facebook [watching Kit and Rob through binoculars] Respectable young Quaker couple returning from a quiet afternoon of nonviolent sex.

Share this quote on facebook Hey guy, your fly is open and your Hostess Twinkie is hanging out.

Share this quote on facebook Muffy hasn't been in an institution for three years, she's been at Vassar!

Share this quote on facebook Clara: Have a nice party.
Muffy: Nice? It's gotta be better than nice. It's gotta be bloody unforgettable.

Share this quote on facebook Nikki: My name is Mary O'Reilly O'Toole O'Shea. Somewhere out there is the island my friend Muffy owns. It's spring break and she's invited us over there for the weekend and we're waiting for the ferry now to take us there, and... I don't know what else to say.
Chaz: Why don't you tell us something about yourself?
Nikki: Oh, all right, something about myself. Um, I wanna work with handicapped children, and my parents are my best friends. Oh, and I start convent school next semester... and I fuck on the first date. April Fool's!

Share this quote on facebook Harvey: Y'know what I find amazin'? Muffy's her real name. I mean, my name's Harvey but they call me Hal, so I figure Muffy must stand for something... Muffin?
Nikki: Muff-child, Moffo, the Muffster, Muffin' stuff...
Harvey: Muff dive.

Share this quote on facebook Chaz: Boy Muffy, you really know how to make a guy look forward to... dessert.
Arch: Please God, let it be Ding-Dongs!

Share this quote on facebook Harvey: I know you think I'm a hick, but I'd like to change your mind about that if you'd give me a chance.
Nikki: Why?
Harvey: Because I would really like to plow your field.

Share this quote on facebook Arch: You're telling me! When I was out there swinging in the woods, I nearly crapped my pants.
Ferryman: What do you mean "nearly"?
Chaz: Arch? You browned your trou?
Arch: Well, uh... you know, I was...
Constable Potter: It's all right, Arch, they'll be out of the dryer soon.

Share this quote on facebook Guess who's going to be the life of the party!

Share this quote on facebook Jay Baker — Harvey Edison, Jr.

Share this quote on facebook Deborah Goodrich — Nikki Brashares