Baby Geniuses (1999)

Share this quote on facebook Lenny: (singing) One umbrella one, two umbrella two/ let's go up into the zoo/there you'll see a horse that's blue/a big old steed with one white shoe/a zebra and his stripes, playing bagpipes.

Share this quote on facebook Margo: Stick to your rapping Ice Shtick and leave the smart remarks to those with IQs over 40.
Dickie: It's not rap, it's mantras.
Margo: I was chanting mantras before you were born.
Dickie: (pause) You were chanting mantras before Buddha was born.
Margo: That's pretty good, Dickie. That's pretty good.

Share this quote on facebook Robin: (seeing Dick's new look) You look like Mr. Pepto Bismol erupted.

Share this quote on facebook Robin: We're late!
Lenny: Uh-oh! They're late! They're late for a very important date! Your mom and dad are off to save the farm, hip hip hooray!

Share this quote on facebook Sly: They've got Whit.
Dan: Who's got Whit? Wait, you're Whit.

Share this quote on facebook Robin: 911? Now listen. You know that Babyco. building? THERE'S A BOMB IN THERE AND THEY ARE GONNA BLOW THE LITTLE SUCKERS TO VENUS! OKAY?!?!

Share this quote on facebook Robin: You wanted cops, you got cops.

Share this quote on facebook Carrie: Danger!
Dan: What?
Robin: What?
Carrie: Whit has a twin brother called Sly, he's the one that's been here the last two days.
Dan: What?
Robin: What "what"?
Carrie: Sly and Whit got switched at the mall, and Dr. Kinder kept Whit in her secret lab to experiment on.
Dan: Oh my God!
Robin: What?
Dan: She says Elana's got a secret lab. I don't believe this, Whit and Sly got switched at mall!
Robin: What? Who's Sly?
Carrie: She's getting rid of the lab, and moving the babies to Liechtenstein.
Dan: Leichtenstein? Oh my God!