Bad Boys (1995)

Share this quote on facebook You know I'm a better cop when I get some in the morning, I feel lighter on my feet.

Share this quote on facebook This is bad. No, let me call it what is. This is fucked up.

Share this quote on facebook Do you see the fuckin' emotion I'm goin' through right now?! That means this shit is serious. That means me and this motherfucker's not vibin' right now. That's what that shit means.

Share this quote on facebook You forgot your boarding pass.

Share this quote on facebook Mike, go down and you can have a Coke and a smile.

Share this quote on facebook Damn, why am I tripping on shit I know is there?

Share this quote on facebook [to Fletch] If you don't sit your lanky ass down right now, bottom-line, I will knock you the fuck out!

Share this quote on facebook He steals our shit, kidnaps Julie, shoots at my wife. Oh, we beatin' him down. We beatin' him down!

Share this quote on facebook You know you drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy.

Share this quote on facebook King Dingaling.

Share this quote on facebook I don't know why you going home to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don't even work.

Share this quote on facebook [on Captain Howard and Captain Sinclair, having another vicious argument] They should just bone and get that shit over with.

Share this quote on facebook My shit always works sometimes!

Share this quote on facebook Now that's how you supposed to drive! From now on, that's how you drive!

Share this quote on facebook Marcus, I just have one question for ya bro. How the hell you gonna leave my ass at a gun fight to go get the car?!

Share this quote on facebook Captain Howard: Ho, what did I say? Did you hear what I said? I heard what I said 'cause I was standing there when I said it.

Share this quote on facebook Casper: Jesus. Could you use a smaller gun? You got blood on me again.

Share this quote on facebook Store Clerk: Freeze mother bitches!

Share this quote on facebook Ferguson: Watch your fucking mouth.

Share this quote on facebook Julie Mott: :[handcuffed to a steering wheel] Hi Julie, what have you been up to the last couple of days?" Oh nothing, just hangin' out, handcuffed to steering wheels.

Share this quote on facebook [Marcus Burnett and Mike Lowrey walk into a basketball court to meet up with Captain Howard over last night's incident, where Howard is seen shooting the basketball badly by himself.]

Share this quote on facebook Mike Lowrey: What the hell are you doin'?

Share this quote on facebook Marcus Burnett: Keepin' my shit quick.
Mike Lowrey: Oh, I see. You aren't gettin any at home, so you got a lot of extra energy. Go ahead, burn it off.

Share this quote on facebook Mike Lowrey: Hello?
Marcus Burnett: We're your new neighbors.
Mike Lowrey: Don't be alarmed, we're Negros.
Marcus Burnett: Naw man, naw. There's too much bass in your voice. That scares white folks. You got to sound like them. [In high pitched voice] We were wondering if we could borrow some brown sugar?

Share this quote on facebook [Mike, Marcus, and Julie start arguing, nobody paying attention to his gun; Julie just walks out]
Store Clerk: Hey, freeze bitch!
[as he points the gun her way, in a flash Mike and Marcus stop arguing and point their guns at his head]
Mike Lowrey: You freeze, bitch!
Store Clerk: Oh, shit! I'm fucked.
Mike Lowrey: Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.
Marcus Burnett: And some Skittles.

Share this quote on facebook Marcus Burnett: Hey, man, where-where-where's your cup holder?
Mike Lowrey: I don't have one.
Marcus Burnett: What the f—? What you mean you don't have one? $80,000 for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?
Mike Lowrey: It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. 0 to 60 in 4 seconds, sweetie. This is a limited edition.
Marcus Burnett: You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along.

Share this quote on facebook [Marcus, eating a sandwich, sits with Julie at a computer desk as they flip through the mugshots]

Share this quote on facebook [Marcus starts to feel grossed out as Julie explains]

Share this quote on facebook Julie Mott: ...ears, stuff like that. They put it into this machine and grind it all up. Then out comes this sheet. That's what you're eating now.
Marcus Burnett: [Loss of appetite] You know what? I won't eat bologna no more. How about a pickle? Can I eat the pickle?
Julie Mott: It has a lot of salt in it, but it's fine. It is a vegetable.
Marcus Burnett: A lot of salt in the pickle? Let me rinse it off.

Share this quote on facebook [Washes the pickle in the soda]

Share this quote on facebook Marcus Burnett: There we go. [Takes a bite out of the rinsed pickle] How's that?
Julie Mott: [To the mugshots] Just keep going.
Marcus Burnett: I don't even taste the salt now.

Share this quote on facebook Mike Lowrey: You know what man? I'm so sick of this bullshit. What, I'm supposed to apologize for my family leaving me money? All I ever wanted to be was a cop. I go out there and take it to the max everyday. I'm the first guy through the door and I'm always the last one to leave the crime scene. So you know what? Fuck you, and fuck them, and fuck everybody that's got a problem with Mike Lowrey.
Marcus Burnett: I love you, man.
Mike Lowrey: Fuck you, Marcus.
Marcus Burnett: I do. You're cool. You're my boy.
Mike Lowrey: Shut up, shut up, Marcus. Slow-ass driver. Drivin' like a bitch. Slow-ass.
Marcus Burnett: Why I gotta be all that? I'll take you and me off this fuckin' cliff if you keep fuckin' with me. Then it'll be, what, two bitches in the sea? Huh, is that it? Is that what you want?
Mike Lowrey: Shut up, Marcus.
Marcus Burnett: My wife knows I ain't no bitch. I'm a bad boy.

Share this quote on facebook Store Clerk: [pointing gun at Mike] I blow you! [points gun at Marcus] And I blow you!
Marcus Burnett: Blow me? What the fuck? Naw-naw. Hump me, all right?

Share this quote on facebook Marcus Burnett: Oh, man, that was cold.
Detective Sanchez: Yeah, so was your mama's bed.

Share this quote on facebook Fouchet: I like it when a woman takes pride in her appearance. Don't you?
Casper: Yeah, I hate it when a bitch lets herself slide.

Share this quote on facebook Marcus Burnett: [while pursuing Fouchet, who is up ahead in a roadster] You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can, and will be used against you in a court of law.
Mike Lowrey: Yo man, what the fuck are you doing?
Marcus Burnett: Getting it out the way.

Share this quote on facebook Theresa Burnett: And you don't even have your wedding ring on. [Slams bedroom door shut]
Marcus Burnett: Damn. Um. Naw Naw I went undercover. And it uh required the taking off of the ring that's all for a second. But I got the ring, look I just put my hand in my pocket 'cos that's where it was and it's right back on baby. [sighs] Damn. Can I get a pillow?

Share this quote on facebook Marcus Burnett: [trying to imitate Mike] Hello, this is Mike Low-rey.
Captain Howard: He doesn't talk that way. Try to talk like him, like him! Try to talk sexy. Sexy, you don't talk sexy enough!
Marcus Burnett: Cap, Cap! I've been there.

Share this quote on facebook Marcus Burnett: You better do something quick, 'cause we're running out of road.
Mike Lowrey: Who picked this dumb-ass road?! All the goddamn road in Miami, you run out of it!
Marcus Burnett: You better come up with an idea fast!
Mike Lowrey: Why I gotta come up with all the ideas?!

Share this quote on facebook Julie Mott: Can I help you?
Theresa Burnett: Yes, I'm here to kill my husband, Marcus Burnett.
Julie Mott: Uh-huh, and that'd be the tall one or the short one?
Theresa Burnett: The short one.
Julie Mott: I thought so.

Share this quote on facebook [Driving the "ice-cream truck"]
Marcus Burnett: What am I smellin'?
Mike Lowrey: Just drive!
Marcus Burnett: What am I smellin'?!
Julie Mott: [Sees barrels hanging in the back of the van. Reads the label] Ether. Extremely flammable ether. Oh, shit!
Mike Lowrey: Goddamn.
Marcus Burnett: Oh, you-you-you-you da man. Oh you're the fuckin' man tonight! How'd you go and pick an ice-cream truck that's a damn bomb!

Share this quote on facebook Mike Lowrey: Hey-hey, what's this having-a-picnic shit in my car?
Marcus Burnett: Look man, I ain't getting my sex at home, Okay? Don't deny me this.
Mike Lowrey: What are you talking about, man? You sleep with a beautiful woman everyday.
Marcus Burnett: I'm married. That's what married means. It means you sleep together, but you can't get none.

Share this quote on facebook Theresa Burnett: Oh-oh. Don't kiss me, Mike. I don't know where your lips were last night. Move.
Quincy Burnett: Uncle Mike, did you have a date last night?
Mike Lowrey: Whoo-oo, did I! Let me tell you, this girl was—
Theresa Burnett: Hey-hey. Don't you go telling my boys none of your sleazy sex stories.
Mike Lowrey: Aw, no. I only tell your husband my sleazy sex stories.
Marcus Burnett: Hey.
Theresa Burnett: Well, I don't want him hearing either. Gives him ideas.
Marcus Burnett: Why are you doing this to me, man? I'm with my babies. Okay? Thank you.

Share this quote on facebook Stake-out crook: Watching the place was my first gig.
Detective Sanchez: Oh, so does that make you union?

Share this quote on facebook Marcus Burnett: [to Mike] I'm not understanding, I-I really don't.
Store Clerk: [pointing gun at Marcus] Shut up!
Marcus Burnett: I mean, do you just attract violence?

Share this quote on facebook [Cell phone rings, Casper answers it]
Casper: Hello.
Mike Lowrey: Yeah, can I speak to Romeo?
Casper: No, there ain't no Romeo here, asshole.
[Ferguson laughs]
Casper: [to Ferguson] What the fuck are you laughing at?

Share this quote on facebook Ferguson: [as Julie reaches into her bra for a hidden handcuff key] What you got an itch? I'd love to scratch it.
Julie Mott: [gives Ferguson the finger] Scratch this, okay?
Ferguson: I'll scratch anything you want me to you blue-eyed bitch!
Julie Mott: Did you go to college?

Share this quote on facebook Mike Lowrey: [to store clerk, who is pointing a gun at Mike] I'm gonna reach for my badge, ok?
Store Clerk: Badges? Do you want badges, mother bitch?! I give you badges! 99 cents each. [throws some badges at Mike] I sell you some.

Share this quote on facebook [Marcus walks in to the car shop to see Jojo, the tire man, assessing security]

Share this quote on facebook Marcus Burnett: Jojo~! [Jojo sees Marcus and immediately takes off, pursued by Marcus] Aw, don't make this hard, Jo!
[Jojo runs into an alley only to be tackled from the side by Mike Lowrey]
Mike Lowrey: Nice running into you, Jojo.
Marcus Burnett: Always making it hard on your self, Jojo.

Share this quote on facebook [Meanwhile outside, in an undercover vehicle, Julie Mott is sitting by herself with her hand cuffed to the steering wheel]

Share this quote on facebook Julie Mott: [Talking to herself] Gee, Julie, what have you been up to the last couple days? Nothing. Just hanging out, handcuffed to steering wheels...

Share this quote on facebook [Inside of the car shop...]

Share this quote on facebook Marcus Burnett: We're looking for someone who can step on a shit load of heroin. Do it real fast, real well. We're looking for a real pro.
Jojo: I told you already, I'm in the rubber business now.
Marcus Burnett: Jojo...we're not playing, man.
Jojo: I'm telling you, I'm straight, man. I'm straight like a board, like an arrow. I'm so straight right now, I'm sick.
Marcus Burnett: It's a lot of dope. Who could cut it real quick?
Jojo: "Cut it"? You mean, cut it up? I don't know nothing about it.
Mike Lowrey: [Muttering] I'm so sick of this bullshit.

Share this quote on facebook [Mike grabs Jojo and shoves him under the hood of a car while brandishing a pistol on the back of his head]

Share this quote on facebook [Mike throws Jojo up against the wall with his gun pointed underneath Jojo's chin]

Share this quote on facebook Jojo: I don't know everything. I only know a little bit.
Marcus Burnett: Tell him something, Jo—!
Jojo: [Holds three fingers up] It's three guys. They got a laboratory—

Share this quote on facebook [Mike points his second gun at Jojo's head as Jojo lowers his fingers to two]

Share this quote on facebook Jojo: No...no, it's two guys. One guy died in a plane crash last year. It was fucked up, I mean—
Marcus Burnett: There should be more! Fuck, man!

Share this quote on facebook [Mike cocks his second weapon as Jojo lowers his fingers to one]

Share this quote on facebook Jojo: It's one guy, really. It's only one guy.
Mike Lowrey: Don't fuck with me—
Jojo: One main guy. This guy's an Einstein—motherfucking genius college boy. Egghead motherfucker. He got four eyes and glasses. He-got-a-rich-mama-and-daddy-who-live-out-in-Coconut-Grove.
Marcus Burnett: Where!? Tell him again, Jojo! I don't want you to get hurt!
Jojo: I'll tell you where he's at.

Share this quote on facebook [Marcus falls silent and listens in]

Share this quote on facebook Mike Lowrey: You would do that for us?
Jojo: Yeah, I want to help you guys. You stick that gun down. I got the address in the, uh...office...
Mike Lowrey: [Lowers his weapon] Thanks a lot, Jojo. You go grab that.
Jojo: Cool.
Mike Lowrey: You can go ahead.
Jojo: Now?
Mike Lowrey: Yeah, now is good. Now is real good.
Jojo: Yeah...This is on me too. You guys pick out some whitewalls as a little gift from me to you. [Walks off]
Marcus Burnett: [Snickers at Mike] You made me think you was gonna shoot me for a minute.
Mike Lowrey: [Holstering his weapon] I was.

Share this quote on facebook Marcus Burnett: What are our chances?
Mike Lowrey: Remember Club Hell?
Marcus Burnett: Yeah.
Mike Lowrey: Worse.