Bad Taste (1987)

Share this quote on facebook Stick all the bits of brain in a plastic bag, Barry.

Share this quote on facebook Suck my spinning steel, shithead!

Share this quote on facebook I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run!

Share this quote on facebook Stay where you are then, and I'll give you an eye witness description of this, intergalactic wanker!

Share this quote on facebook The headshot's the only true stopper.

Share this quote on facebook What are you dirty hooers doing on my planet?

Share this quote on facebook Well this sure has buggered your plans for conquering the world, eh? Hehe... my friend, the astro-bastard, time for talkies. By the time my colleagues get here I want to have you babbling in some extra-terrestrial language!

Share this quote on facebook Eat lead sucker!

Share this quote on facebook I'm coming to get you bastards. [laughs in a mad way]

Share this quote on facebook I'm born again!

Share this quote on facebook [after drop-kicking an alien's head out of a window] The old magic is still there.

Share this quote on facebook The bastards have landed!

Share this quote on facebook [after shooting the alien that was about to execute Giles in the head] I bet that cleared the sinuses.

Share this quote on facebook That's the end of those weekend cowboys!

Share this quote on facebook I'm sure you'll be pleased to be leaving this shitty planet!

Share this quote on facebook Tomorrow we're having you for lunch!

Share this quote on facebook I think the gruel is ready!

Share this quote on facebook The sad news is that we will be heading back to nalak not with six of our co-workers in a state of permanent death. They died today, murdered by some real arseholes.

Share this quote on facebook [after trying to fire on Barry with an empty gun] Oh, sod it!

Share this quote on facebook Barry: I think Derek's turned his toes up, guys.

Share this quote on facebook Coldfinger: I think this is a job for real men!

Share this quote on facebook Lord Crumb: [Sniffing on bowl of alien vomit produced by Robert] Mmmhh, exquisite bouquet, Robert!

Share this quote on facebook Lord Crumb: [drinking bowl of alien vomit] Aren't I lucky, I got a chunky bit!

Share this quote on facebook [barry getting chased by an alien wielding an axe]:
Derek: [on the radio] I think you better kill him Barry.
Barry: Jeez, he could be from the Ministry of Works or somthing.
Derek: Nah, he's moving too fast.

Share this quote on facebook Frank: This isn't gonna be another false alarm like the Manor Street invasion over there, is it?
Derek: Well, how do you explain the disappearance of an entire township, Frank? Oh! The Kiwi Jonestown, of course, that's it! Drinking beer laced with cyanide from little polystyrene cups.

Share this quote on facebook Frank: Well, I guess we'll have to issue a gun to Ozzy.
Barry: Yeah, but don't forget about his personality disorder.

Share this quote on facebook Barry: What are we gonna do if we're spotted, Frank?
Frank: Well... I guess we shoot the bastards.

Share this quote on facebook Frank: Just remember, we're only authorized to use violence when protecting the planet.
Barry: And the moon.
Frank: Yeah, and the moon.

Share this quote on facebook [after frank had to drink the "gruel"]
Frank: oh christ, you'll never believe what i had to do!
Ozzy: umm... did you have to drink some chuck?

Share this quote on facebook One thing the aliens hadn't counted on was Derek, and Dereks don't run!

Share this quote on facebook Watch out Aliens... ... here comes Derek!

Share this quote on facebook The Bastards Have Landed!

Share this quote on facebook Crumb's Crunchy Delights.

Share this quote on facebook Human meat for intergalactic hamburgers

Share this quote on facebook Terry Potter - Ozzy/3rd Class Alien

Share this quote on facebook Pete O'Herne - Barry/3rd Class Alien

Share this quote on facebook Craig Smith - Giles/3rd Class Alien

Share this quote on facebook Mike Minett - Frank/3rd Class Alien

Share this quote on facebook Doug Wren - Lord Crumb

Share this quote on facebook Dean Lawrie - Lord Crumb SPFX Double/3rd Class Alien

Share this quote on facebook Peter Vere-Jones - Lord Crumb's Voice