Bugs Bunny
Daffy Duck
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I'm not afraid of ghosts. In fact, I'm not afraid of anything. Except perhaps low quarterly profit projections and personal intimacy.
Dialogue
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Priscilla Pig: Happy Holidays Mr. Duck. We're collecting donations for needy families.
Daffy Duck: Well, that's an interesting spin on trespassing, pandering, and illegal solicitation... Scram before I send you all to elf prison!
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Speedy Gonzales: Oh Merry Christmas Senor Duck, or as they say in my country Feliz Navidad! [under his breath] Tonto.
Daffy Duck: What did you call me?
Speedy Gonzales: Tonto... it means genius... in Spanish.
Daffy Duck: Well, in that case, I guess I'm the biggest tonto in the world!
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Daffy Duck:
[with his usual lisp] Stop snacking on store merchandise mister or I'll see to it that you're arrested for stealing!
Bugs Bunny:
[wiping his face with Daffy's necktie] You might wanna stay away from the "s" words until you work through that little spitting problem of yours.
Porky Pig: M-m-m-maybe you could see a speech thera-pe-thera-pe thera-pe... specialist.
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Priscilla Pig: Merry Christmas, Uncle Daffy!
Daffy Duck:
[suspicious] Uncle? Well, that's pushing it a little...
[Pricilla kisses Daffy on the cheek, catching him off guard. Daffy looks sheepish. Pricilla laughs] Okay, Uncle Daffy it is.
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Sylvester: You see, I was just like you once: small-minded, selfish and seriously greedy. And if you don't change your ways, you'll end up just like yours truly.
Daffy Duck: Not a chance. I'd never be stupid enough to buy my employees a forklift.
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Road Runner: Meep, meep!
[Daffy screams and jumps in the air getting his head stuck in the ceiling]
Daffy Duck: There's something about that sound you make. It just plain jangles my nerves.
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Daffy Duck:
[to Wile E. Coyote] You'll never be hungry again, coyote. I'm hiring you your own personal chef.
[A French chef walks over with a plate with a cooked turkey on it. Wile E. Coyote slurps and holds up a sign that says "Yummy".] Cast
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Joe Alaskey - Daffy Duck, Sylvester as Sylvester the Investor, Marvin the Martian, Foghorn Leghorn, Pepé Le Pew