Bedazzled (1967)

Share this quote on facebook After walking in on Stanley Moon's failed suicide attempt

Share this quote on facebook You fill me with inertia.
Spoken as musical performer Drimble Wedge

Share this quote on facebook Spoken as musical performer Drimble Wedge

Share this quote on facebook The garden of Eden was a boggy swamp just south of Croydon. You can see it over there.

Share this quote on facebook The latter also directed by Donen.

Share this quote on facebook Release your doo-dahs.
To a pigeon about to fly over a man

Share this quote on facebook To a pigeon about to fly over a man

Share this quote on facebook Everything I've ever told you's been a lie, including that.

Share this quote on facebook Don't ever believe anything I've said; believe me.

Share this quote on facebook Just putting a tiny little ventilation hole in this oil tanker.

Share this quote on facebook He's OMNIPRESENT. I'm just highly maneuverable.

Share this quote on facebook Stanley Moon: Here, my ice lolly's melted. You really must be the Devil.
George Spiggott: Incarnate. How d'you do?

Share this quote on facebook Stanley: If you're the devil, why didn't you try that vicar over there?
George: Oh no, he's one of ours.

Share this quote on facebook George Spiggott: Everything I've ever told you has been a lie. Including that.
Stanley Moon: Including what?
George Spiggott: That everything I've ever told has been a lie. That's not true.
Stanley Moon: I don't know what to believe.
George Spiggott: Not me, Stanley, believe me!

Share this quote on facebook [George climbs up on a London postbox.]
George Spiggott: I'm God. This is my throne, see? All around me are the cherubim, seraphim, continually crying 'Holy, holy, holy'. the angels, archangels, that sort of thing. Now you be me, Lucifer, the loveliest angel of them all.
Stanley Moon: What do I do?
George Spiggott: Well, sort of dance around praising me, mainly...
Stanley Moon: What sort of things do I say?
George Spiggott: Anything that comes into your head that's nice - how beautiful I am, how wise I am, how handsome...that sort of thing. Come on, start dancing.
Stanley Moon: You're wise!, You're beautiful! You're handsome!
George Spiggott: Thank you very much.
Stanley Moon: The universe! What a wonderful idea - take my hat off to you!
George Spiggott: Thank you.
Stanley Moon: Trees - terrific! Water - another good one!
George Spiggott: That was a good one...
Stanley Moon: Yes! Sex - top marks!
George Spiggott: Now make it more personal... a bit more fulsome please. Come on.
Stanley Moon: Immortal... invisible... you're handsome... you're glorious... you're the most beautiful person in the WORLD!
[Stanley performs a headstand, removes his hat and wipes his brow.]
Stanley Moon: Here, I'm getting a bit bored with this. Can't we change places?
George Spiggott: That's exactly how I felt.