Being John Malkovich (1999)

Share this quote on facebook Do you see what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?

Share this quote on facebook Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.

Share this quote on facebook I'd fuck me. [Watching television documentary on his puppeteering when he's in John Malkovich's body.]

Share this quote on facebook Look away [Looking through Emily's eyes at the end]

Share this quote on facebook Do you have any idea what it's like to have two people look at you, with total lust and devotion, through the same pair of eyes?

Share this quote on facebook Behind the stubble and the too-prominent brow and the male-pattern baldness... I sensed your feminine longing. And it just slew me.

Share this quote on facebook Sounds great. Who the fuck is John Malkovich?

Share this quote on facebook Help! He's locking me in a cage!

Share this quote on facebook Don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man.

Share this quote on facebook I have been to the dark side. I have seen a world that no man should see.

Share this quote on facebook That portal is mine, and it must be sealed forever for the love of God!

Share this quote on facebook It's my head, Schwartz! It's my head!

Share this quote on facebook Truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy.

Share this quote on facebook Maybe she's using you to channel some dead lesbian lover.

Share this quote on facebook Hot lesbian witches! Think about it! It's fucking genius!

Share this quote on facebook You're nuts to let a girl go that calls you Lotte, I tell you that as a friend.

Share this quote on facebook Dr. Lester: Forever doomed to watch the world through someone else's eyes.

Share this quote on facebook Lotte: You are so full of shit Maxine!
Maxine: I know.

Share this quote on facebook Lotte: For the first time, everything just felt right.
Craig: It's just a phase. It's the thrill of seeing through somebody else's eyes.

Share this quote on facebook Maxine: So I've been thinking...Is this Malkovich fellow appealing?
Craig: Maxine! Yes, of course, Maxine. He's a celebrity.
Maxine: Good. We'll sell tickets!
Craig: Tickets to Malkovich?
Maxine: Exactly! $200 a pop!

Share this quote on facebook Dr. Lester: Ah, tell me Lotte, can you understand a word I'm saying?
Lotte: Oh yes, Dr. Lester, absolutely. You were just explaining the, um, nutritional value of ingesting minerals through a colloidal form, which I personally couldn't agree more with.
Dr. Lester: Oh, be still my heart!

Share this quote on facebook John M.: The...this...the weird thing is this Maxine likes to call me Lotte.
Charlie Sheen: Ouch! That is hot! Maybe she's using you to channel some dead lesbian lover...Sounds like my kind of gal! Let me know when you're done with her, yeah?
John M.: What are you talking about, done with her? Tonight really freaked me out!

Share this quote on facebook John M.: Charlie, I don't know anything about the girl, man! She could be like a fucking witch or something!
Charlie Sheen: That's even better! Hot lesbian witches! Think about it! It's fucking genius!

Share this quote on facebook Dr. Lester: Any questions?
Craig: Well, just one. Why are these ceilings so low?
Dr. Lester: Low overhead my boy! We pass the savings onto you! Hahaha!

Share this quote on facebook John M.: I have been to the dark side and back! I have seen a world that no man should see!
Craig: Really? For most people, it's a rather pleasant experience.

Share this quote on facebook Craig: I've fallen in love, and this is what people who've fallen in love look like!
Maxine: Well, you picked the unrequited variety. It's very bad for the skin.

Share this quote on facebook Dr. Lester: Floris! Get Guinness on the phone!
Floris: Ah, yes sir, Genghis Kahn Capone. Fine.
Dr. Lester: Damn fine woman, Floris. I don't know how she puts up with this speech impediment of mine.

Share this quote on facebook John Malkovich: That portal is mine, and it must be sealed forever for the love of God!
Craig: With all respect, sir, I discovered that portal. Its my livelihood.
John M.: It's my head, Schwartz, and I will see you in court!
Craig: And who's to say I won't be seeing what you're seeing... in court?

Share this quote on facebook Ever wanted to be someone else? Now you can.

Share this quote on facebook Ever Wanted To Be Someone Else?

Share this quote on facebook Be All That Someone Else Can Be.