Matt Johnson
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I don't want to be a star. Have my picture in magazines, have a bunch of kids looking up to me. I'm a drunk, Bear, a screw up. I just surf because it's good to go out and ride with your friends. I don't even have that anyone.
Leroy "The Masochist" Smith
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Girl at Party: You've got a great figure.
Peggy: Thank you. You too.
Girl at Party: Is that a padded bra?
Peggy: No, this is all me.
Girl at Party: God.
Peggy: You should try a padded bra.
Girl at Party: I have one on.
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[Waxer pretends to be homosexual to avoid being drafted]
Sergeant: Are you a homosexual?
Waxer: Well, I guess I am. I wrote it down, "Homosexual Tendencies: Yes." Yes.
Sergeant: Well, you're just going to love it in the United States Army. There's lots of men there. And they get real close in foxholes and tanks, and in combat. Get him out of here and process him in the Marine Corps.
Waxer: If you send me to Vietnam, I'll just die.
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[Leroy the Masochist pretends to be insane to avoid being drafted]
Psychologist: I see here they call you a masochist.
Leroy the Masochist: I like pain.
Psychologist: Can you be specific? What kind of pain do you like?
Leroy the Masochist: Any kind of pain.
Psychologist: Such as?
Leroy the Masochist: I like fights, I've done through windows, I've eaten light bulbs, I like sharks, any kind of blood. If you gave me a gun, I'd shoot you in the face just to see what it looked like when the bullet hit.
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Matt: You know, Mrs. Barlow. There's something I'd like straighten out.
Mrs. Barlow: What's that, Matt?
Matt: Well, I did a lot of things around here I'm kind of ashamed of. I tore up your lawn with my '40 Ford...
Mrs. Barlow: Many times.
Matt: Took my pants off in front of your friends...
Mrs. Barlow: Oh, yes.
Matt: And I even passed out in your closet, but I never, and I don't know who could have if I didn't, but I never, and I repeat never, ever pissed in your steam iron.
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Lucy: Will you delinquents shut up? Someday you'll have to straighten out and earn a decent living. Pay attention and grow up sometime. Turn into a respectable person.
Leroy the Masochist: He's a well-respected surfer.
Lucy: That's not a sport, it's a disease.
About Big Wednesday
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A story of three friends growing up in the sixties; of ten years filled with parties; weddings and uncertainties; and of the day we must all face...
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