Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)

Share this quote on facebook Mmm. Wouldn't you guys love me in this?" [holding up a new jacket in front of her]

Share this quote on facebook 'Pike' isn't a name. It's a fish.

Share this quote on facebook Does Elvis talk to you?

Share this quote on facebook What are you doing here? This is a naked place! [when Merrick approaches her in the girls' locker room]

Share this quote on facebook All I wanna do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now, that may not sound too exciting to a scone-head like you, but I think it's swell. And then you come along and, and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can throw things at me? I don't THINK so!"
Collary: All that's missing is marrying Christian Slater...

Share this quote on facebook Collary: All that's missing is marrying Christian Slater...

Share this quote on facebook I just think it sounds cool, you know? Buyer, buying, to buy... [about her future career as a 'Buyer']

Share this quote on facebook Great. My secret weapon is PMS.

Share this quote on facebook Merrick — you made a joke! Are you okay? I mean, do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time.

Share this quote on facebook Three weeks ago, all I thought about was... well, I didn't actually think about anything."

Share this quote on facebook I'm the Chosen One, and I choose to be shopping.

Share this quote on facebook "Why? Because it isn't in the Book of all Knowledgefulness that I'm going to be cheering at the Riverview game tomorrow? Lighten up, Merrick".

Share this quote on facebook You do everything wrong! [Buffy begins to apologize] No....Do it wrong.

Share this quote on facebook There's a small village in Hampshire, near Stonehenge..." [notices Buffy's blank look] Near a bunch of big rocks. That's where I was born.

Share this quote on facebook All this is a show. And when the music stops, the rest is silence.

Share this quote on facebook I'm leaving, man, I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy.

Share this quote on facebook I think I'll just hang out here. Make sure the sun comes up and everything.

Share this quote on facebook I don't believe this! The world is under attack by legions of the undead, and you're going to a mixer?!?

Share this quote on facebook You know, Benny was right? You're all the same. I'm not disappointed, I'm just angry!"

Share this quote on facebook Are YOU addressing I?

Share this quote on facebook [Buffy is lying on top of him after a large leap] What am I supposed to do, run? These guys are everywhere, and I wanna do some damage. I'm good with damage.

Share this quote on facebook [sees Amilyn and Lothos with Buffy] "I know that guy. That is a bad guy. Can we go now? {when Buffy approaches Lothos] "Does anyone here but me have a problem with this?"

Share this quote on facebook I crashed your party [Buffy responds, "How shallow."] Yeah well, I'm pretty shallow. Would I get my ass kicked if I asked you to dance?

Share this quote on facebook You must forgive Amilyn. He tends to drool before supper.

Share this quote on facebook We can't be stopped. This is our world now.

Share this quote on facebook What are we? We are man, perfected. We exist to consume.

Share this quote on facebook Twelve hundred years old, and you behave like a child! Honestly, I don't know how you made it through the Crusades.

Share this quote on facebook Wanna go for a ride?

Share this quote on facebook You ruined my new jacket!" [to henchmen] "Kill him a LOT!" [after his left arm has been torn off]

Share this quote on facebook Admit it, Buffy. Don't you sometimes feel... less than fresh?

Share this quote on facebook (When Amilyn has one Arm) "We're immortal. We can do anything.

Share this quote on facebook Buffy: "Oh yeah? Clap.

Share this quote on facebook "Get out of my facial!"

Share this quote on facebook "Buffy, what's your sitch? You're acting like the Thing from Another Tax Bracket".

Share this quote on facebook [interview after vampire attack]: They had fangs. They were biting people. They had this look in their eyes — totally cold. Animal. I think they were Young Republicans.

Share this quote on facebook Don't think of me as Gary Murray, administrator. Think of me as Gary Murray — party guy.

Share this quote on facebook I have detention slips here, and I'm not afraid to use them! [to horde of vampires attacking the school gym]

Share this quote on facebook [after Lothos appears] "That is definitely not a student.

Share this quote on facebook [dead vampires, with stakes sticking out of their hearts, litter the gym] "Detention, detention, detention...detention, detention, detention. I think that's all of them; no, wait, detention, detention, detention." [drops detention slips on the bodies]

Share this quote on facebook [During the credits] Well, I think the kids learn a lesson about safety, except the dead ones. Well, they learned it, but didn't have time to implement it. Are we live?

Share this quote on facebook Now, what do we say on the court? Repeat after me: 'I am a person. I have a right to the ball'.

Share this quote on facebook Hey, you missed practice again today. I think you better sit down and think about how that made me feel.

Share this quote on facebook Assert your person-hood! Actualize! Actualize!

Share this quote on facebook Benny: Her yabbos scoff at gravity.

Share this quote on facebook Biker:Hey, babe, you wanna get some real power between your legs?

Share this quote on facebook Benny:Come on, Pike! Join me! Live forever! We can start a band!

Share this quote on facebook [Buffy's mom bids farewell to Buffy and her boyfriend.]
Buffy's Mom: Bye-bye, Bobby.
Jeffery: Bye! [to Buffy] She thinks my name's Bobby?
Buffy: It's possible she thinks my name's Bobby.

Share this quote on facebook Buffy: I got a C-plus on the test, and he tells me, "You have no sense of history." I have no sense of history? He wears a brown tie!
Nicole: You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off you.
Buffy: Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador. Like I'm ever going to Spain anyway.

Share this quote on facebook [Buffy and her friends converse loudly in the movie theater.]
Benny: I can't believe these people. We paid money to see this.
Pike: No, we didn't.
Benny: Oh, yeah. But I still wanna know what happens!
Buffy: Everyone gets horribly killed except the blonde girl in the nightie, who finally kills the monster with a machete. But it's not really dead.
Jennifer: Oh, my God, is that true?
Buffy: Probably. What movie is this?
...
[Later: Buffy and her friends bump into the same two guys at a cafe.]
Pike: Hey, wait a minute...
Benny: You're the guys from the movie!
Pike: We hate you guys.

Share this quote on facebook Pike: Would you have sex with them?
Benny: Another shot of this, I'll have sex with you.
Pike: Yeah, but then you'll never call me again.

Share this quote on facebook [Benny, now a vampire, is floating outside Pike's window.]
Benny: Let me in, Pike. I'm hungry.
Pike: You're floating! Get outta here!

Share this quote on facebook [Buffy & friends plan a school dance.]
Nicole: Buff, I don't see why we have to invite every senior.
Buffy: Because it's the senior dance? It's just a shot in the dark.

Share this quote on facebook [Buffy just punched Merrick in the face.]
Buffy: Oh, wow. I, I never hit anybody before.
Merrick: Really? Well, you did it perfectly.
Buffy: I didn't even break a nail.

Share this quote on facebook [Pike is preparing to leave town.]
Pike: Seen Benny lately?
Zeph: No. You want me to give him a message?
Pike: You should think about leaving too, man. Sell this place. There's something going on around here... I don't know, something really weird. [turns to leave]
Zeph: Hey — what do you want me to do if I see Benny?
Pike: Run.

Share this quote on facebook [Merrick analyzes Buffy's first solo slaying.]
Merrick: He was slow. Very simple. They won't all be that easy.
Buffy: Fine.
Merrick: And the alley was a mistake. Never corner yourself like that. If they had come at you in force, you'd be dead now. One vampire is a lot easier to kill than ten.
Buffy: Does the word "duh" mean anything to you?

Share this quote on facebook Merrick: None of the other girls gave me this much trouble.
Buffy: And where are they now? Hel-lo-o!
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Buffy: I've got something none of the other girls had.
Merrick: And what's that?
Buffy: My keen fashion sense.
Merrick: Oh... vampires of the world, beware.
Buffy:Oh, you made a joke. Do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time

Share this quote on facebook [In the school hallway, one of Jeffery's friends grabs Buffy from behind.]
Andy: Gotta get some!
[Buffy flips him, then jerks him to his feet and pins him against a locker.]
Andy: Whoa, whoa — I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I don't actually need any right now!
Buffy: Don't grab me, okay?
Andy: Absolutely! I now see the error of my mistake.

Share this quote on facebook Merrick: Good Lord. What do you study in History?
Buffy: My nails.

Share this quote on facebook [Pike has just crashed his van fleeing from a group of vampires.]
Buffy: Is this your van?
Pike: [dazed] Yeah...it was. It's... still...
Shambling Vampire: BluaaaaahUGH!

Share this quote on facebook [Buffy arrives at a school dance to find her boyfriend with another girl.]
Jeffery: Didn't you get my message?
Buffy: You broke up with my machine?!
Jeffery: You weren't home. Like always.

Share this quote on facebook [Vampires have surrounded the school gym.]
Buffy: Don't worry. They can't come in here. They can't come in unless they're invited.
Kimberley: I... already invited them.
[Everyone — students and faculty — stares at her.]
Kimberley: They're seniors!

Share this quote on facebook [A vampire ex-student brags to Buffy.]
Buffy: We were friends.
Grueller: Now, I'm a god! [Pike stakes him]
Pike: And now, you're a coat rack.

Share this quote on facebook [Buffy is confronted by the one-armed Amilyn.]
Amilyn: We're immortal, Buffy. We can do anything.
Buffy: Oh, yeah? Clap.

Share this quote on facebook [Buffy faces the vampire lord Lothos.]
Lothos: You and I... are one.
Buffy: One what? Cute couple? I don't think so!
...
[Buffy brandishes a crucifix.]
Lothos: So this is your defense? Your puny faith? [he grasps the crucifix; it bursts into flame.]
Buffy: No. My keen fashion sense. [she pulls a can of hair spray out of her purse.]

Share this quote on facebook [After the climactic vampire battle, Buffy tends to the fallen Pike.]
Buffy: Are you all right?
Pike: Well... I can't move my legs.
Buffy: Why?
Pike: Because you're sitting on them.
[Buffy helps up an in pain Pike.]
Pike: Wow, did I do all of that?
Buffy: No.
Pike: (sighing) Did you do all of that?
Buffy: Yeah.

Share this quote on facebook [Buffy and Pike are dancing.]
Pike: You know... you're not like other girls.
Buffy: Yes, I am. [puts her head on his shoulder]

Share this quote on facebook Pike: C'mon, Lefty, you remember what happened the last time you messed with me.
Amilyn: Yeah, I do. [lifts Pike in the air by shirt collar]
Pike: Shoot. [as Amilyn throws him across the parking lot]

Share this quote on facebook Pert. Wholesome. Way Lethal.

Share this quote on facebook Sometimes it takes more than just good looks to kill.

Share this quote on facebook She knows a sucker when she sees one.

Share this quote on facebook Homework. Cheerleading practice. Killing vampires. No one said high school would be easy.