Burglar (1987)

Share this quote on facebook That's right, bitch, don't tell me about the alarm.

Share this quote on facebook It's not what you steal... it's who you steal it from.

Share this quote on facebook [listening to the loud sounds of sex] Who is this guy? [listening to even louder sounds of sex] And why don't I have his phone number?

Share this quote on facebook [to the man who just tried to kill her by drowning] You ruined my life, my 'do, AND my Manilow tapes!

Share this quote on facebook Dr. Cynthia Sheldrake: There is a DISTINCT difference between killing someone and fucking them!

Share this quote on facebook Carl Hefler: Did you know that policemen have the highest rate of suicide?

Share this quote on facebook Frankie: That's not really my forte.

Share this quote on facebook Bartender at Parker's on Fifth: That guy got more ass than a toilet seat!
Bernice: Ya know, that is beautiful.

Share this quote on facebook Frankie: What line of work are you in?
Bernice: I'm a cat burglar.
Frankie: Oh, shit! What do you do with them?
Bernice: What?
Frankie: The cats!
[They both begin laughing]
Bernice: I hold them for ransom!
Frankie: Is there any money in that? [laughing] Oh, Jeezus! Look who's asking if there's any money in pussy!

Share this quote on facebook Carl: Cause I'm a black man in a white man's world...
Detective Nyswander: Uhh, Mr. Hefler, you're caucasian...
Carl: Beautiful! Hold THAT against me too!