Cheech & Chong's Next Movie (1980)

Share this quote on facebook Responsibility is a heavy responsibility!

Share this quote on facebook [singing] Mexican Americans / love education / so they go to night school / and take Spanish / and get a B.

Share this quote on facebook [to a girl on the phone] You wanna come over to my place? Okay, I'll be here with balls on.

Share this quote on facebook Somebody ripped off the thing I ripped off!

Share this quote on facebook Holy sheep shit! It's guitar heaven!

Share this quote on facebook Man, if you had a second brain, it would die of loneliness, man.

Share this quote on facebook [waiting on date to arrive] Man, hurry up, bitch. I got lots of shit to do. Shit. If that bitch doesn't hurry up and get here, I'll have to wait some more.

Share this quote on facebook Shit, man. I'm gonna be late for work again. That's the fifth time this week, and it's only Tuesday, man.

Share this quote on facebook Hey, that's a pretty nice car, man. Better get it back to the circus before they find out it's gone.

Share this quote on facebook Cheech: Hey, it's about time, man. [seeing a jar with a yellowish fluid inside] Hey, what do you got? Hey, give me some.
Chong: What?
Cheech: Give a drink, man. Come on, man, you drink it.
Chong: What, this?
Cheech: Yeah.
Chong: Oh, go ahead, man. Help yourself. [hands him the jar]
Cheech: Wait a minute... [sniffs the inside] Hey, man, that's pee!
Chong: No kidding.
Cheech: What are you doing with pee?
Chong: That's for my probation officer, man.
Cheech: What, does he drink pee?
Chong: No, man. Last week, I was supposed to bring some in, you know.
Cheech: Yeah?
Chong: But I forgot to wash out the jar first, so he sees that mayonnaise floatin' around, and he'll think I'm on some kind of weird drug again, and I'm really gonna fuck with his mind this time, man.
Cheech: Yeah, what did you do?
Chong: Have my SISTER pee in it.
Cheech: [laughs it out] Your sister?
Chong: Yeah, she's pregnant!
[Both laugh]
Cheech: Hey, did she get the weed?
Chong: No, she's out of it, man. We're just waiting on some from Columbia.

Share this quote on facebook Chong: I dig it, man. It's good. But you know, while you were singing that, I came up with another song, man.
Cheech: Oh, yeah?
Chong: Yeah. It's like the same thing, only different.

Share this quote on facebook Gloria's Mom: [while driving] Watch the road.
Cheech: Okay, where's it gonna go?

Share this quote on facebook Guard at the Studio Entrance: [to Cheech] Hey, fella, you need a pass.
Cheech: [covered in ashes after the car explosion] Oh, uh... I'm with the Towering Inferno, man.

Share this quote on facebook Guard at the Studio Entrance: [to Cheech after leaving in a van] Hey, fella, your pass?
Cheech: Pass? Oh, thanks a lot, man.

Share this quote on facebook [After shifting gasoline that has spilt on their clothes, Chong tries to light a joint]
Chong: You got a light, man?
Cheech: Huh? Oh yeah, here. [hands him a lighter] Hey, I don't think you better light it in here, man.
Chong: Why?
Cheech: Ah, these gas fumes, man.
Chong: Oh man. '[flicks the lighter]
Cheech: I don't know. [the inside of the car explodes]

Share this quote on facebook Cheech: Want me to teach you some Spanish, man?
Chong: Okay.
Cheech: When you see a friend, you say "Hey, how's it going, Pendejo?"
Chong: "Hey, how's it going, Pendecko?"
Cheech: ...Yeah, that's close enough.
Chong: What does that mean, man?
Cheech: Oh, it means my really good friend.
Chong: "How's it going, Pend... Pen..." How was that, again?
Cheech: Pendejo.
Chong: Pendecko.

Share this quote on facebook Dwayne "Red" Mendoza: Cheech! Hey, you old pile of horseshit! How are you? Goddamn, you got ugly! How ya doing, man?
Chong: Good, man.
Dwayne "Red" Mendoza: I haven't seen you in ten years, man!
Chong: I'm not Cheech, man.
Dwayne "Red" Mendoza: What?
Chong: I'm Cheech's friend Chong.
Dwayne "Red" Mendoza: Oh, hey, Ching! Good to meet you!

Share this quote on facebook Desk Clerk: [on phone with police] Look, this is the real thing this time! There are two crazies running around tearing the place up! I already told you our location! ERRRGH! Well, what are they doing, walking over here? Look, I think they're Iranians!... okay, thanks very much.

Share this quote on facebook Chong: You're driving like an idiot, man.
Cheech: I just can't get used to these automatics, man.
Chong: Yeah, they are real complicated, aren't they?

Share this quote on facebook Sy Kramer as Mr. Neatnik

Share this quote on facebook Rikki Marin as Gloria

Share this quote on facebook Kim Hopkins as Wardrobe girl