Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009)

Share this quote on facebook Graham Bloomwood: Your mother and I think that if the American economy can be billions in debt and still survive, so can you.

Share this quote on facebook Denny & George Clerk: Declined.
Rebecca Bloomwood: Can you try again?
Denny & George Clerk: Really declined.

Share this quote on facebook Suze: Don't you think it's ironic that Rebecca Bloomwood is advising people on how to handle money.

Share this quote on facebook Suze: Fluent in Finnish?
Rebecca Bloomwood: Everyone has fudged their resume a little.

Share this quote on facebook Rebecca Bloomwood: When I was 7, most of my friends stopped believing in magic. That's when I first started. They were beautiful, they were happy. They didn't even need any money, they had magic cards.

Share this quote on facebook Rebecca Bloomwood: You know that thing when you see someone cute and he smiles and your heart kind of goes like warm butter sliding down hot toast? Well, that's what it's like when I see a store. Only it's better.

Share this quote on facebook Rebecca Bloomwood: You speak Prada?

Share this quote on facebook Rebecca Bloomwood: Men like you are the reason I left Finland.

Share this quote on facebook Rebecca Bloomwood: Yes, I Googled.

Share this quote on facebook Rebecca Bloomwood: I know I've made some mistakes, but I'm turning my life around.

Share this quote on facebook Luke Brandon: She's not my girlfriend. She's not you.

Share this quote on facebook Luke Brandon: Any financial stories that have caught your eye recently?
Rebecca Bloomwood: Yes. And I am glad you brought that up. [acts mad] Because I am furious. No, I really am. [looks down at a newspaper folded in half with article title cut off] No, I mean, what is the story with the recent fish crisis?
Luke Brandon: [looks at her confused] Fish crisis?
Rebecca Bloomwood: [realizes she made a mistake] Fiscal... crisis.
Luke Brandon: Fiscal crisis.
Rebecca Bloomwood: Terrifying, fiscally, I mean.
Luke Brandon: How so?
Rebecca Bloomwood: For the... fiscal family.
Hayley: [interrupts their conversation] I'm sorry.
Luke Brandon: Not a moment too soon.

Share this quote on facebook Rebecca Bloomwood: They said I was a valued customer. Now they send me hate mail.

Share this quote on facebook Tarquin: Why do so many of your excuses involve Finland?
Rebecca Bloomwood: Because nobody checks up on Finland, Tarkie.

Share this quote on facebook Rebecca Bloomwood: A man will never love you or treat you as well as a store. If a man doesn't fit, you can't exchange him seven days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater. And a store always smells good. A store can awaken a lust for things you never even knew you needed. And when your fingers first grasp those shiny, new bags... oh yes... oh yes.

Share this quote on facebook Rebecca Bloomwood: Don't talk about Fluke.
Suze: Why? What happened?
Rebecca Bloomwood: Alicia Bitch Longlegs is what happened.
Suze: I hate her. Who is she?

Share this quote on facebook Rebecca Bloomwood: And all I would say, is that you never hear anyone say, "There goes a zebra with a small ass."

Share this quote on facebook Rebecca Bloomwood: You are like my soul sister!

Share this quote on facebook D. Freak: My name is D. Freak. Uh, I'm a shopaholic. [everybody greets him] I'm also a former NBA player. [brushing against the woman next to him] We'll get back to that.

Share this quote on facebook Miss Korch: [goes through everyone's duties] Millinery?
D. Freak: What you call me?
Miss Korch: Hats.
D. Freak: Oh.

Share this quote on facebook Graham Bloomwood: [talks to Rebecca] Life is like a swap meet. You never know when great riches... are going to turn up unexpectedly.

Share this quote on facebook Suze: [Rebecca pushes away bills] I'll do this. It can't be that bad. It's just like a band-aid. It's gonna be fine. [both gasp loudly] Bex! $200 on Marc Jacobs' underwear?
Rebecca Bloomwood: [pours the tequila] Oh, underwear is a basic, human, right.
Suze: $78.00 on lavender honey?
Rebecca Bloomwood: I felt sorry for the shop assistant. She had a lazy eye. I didn't know which way she was looking! I didn't know if she was looking at me, it was so sad.
Suze: I can't even talk about this one.

Share this quote on facebook Suze: Bex, I just found the perfect book for you.
Garret E. Barton: Control your urge to shop, with Garret E. Barton. That's me. Do you find yourself constantly drawn toward stores?
Suze: Yes.
Rebecca Bloomwood: Nope.
Garret E. Barton: Does your heart quicken when you see new merchandise in neatly stacked piles?
Suze: Yes!
Rebecca Bloomwood: No.
Suze: This guy's good!
Garret E. Barton: Did you answer "no" to these questions and are consequently in denial?
Suze: Yes.
Rebecca Bloomwood: NO.
Garret E. Barton: Did you just say "no" again?
Rebecca Bloomwood: No... Yes...

Share this quote on facebook Alette Naylor: Your column will be "Affordable Fashion." 500 words, once a month... Welcome to Alette.
Rebecca Bloomwood: [to her potential employer] I can do affordable fashion! I mean, I know where all the sales are!
Jane Bloomwood: [interrupting] Yes, she does! Oh, in fact, she got that from me!
Rebecca Bloomwood: [laughing] I didn't, I didn't! No, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't...

Share this quote on facebook Jane Bloomwood: Cake?
Alette Naylor: [hesitant] Yes. Oh, no, no, no, no, sorry, tiny, tiny, tiny. TINY! TINY! [cuts a sliver of crumbs] Thank you.

Share this quote on facebook Rebecca Bloomwood: Well, these cashmere gloves I *need* as it is winter, and I have... Hands.

Share this quote on facebook Rebecca Bloomwood: When I shop, the world gets better, and the world is better, but then it's not, and I need to do it again.

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