Constantine (2005)

Share this quote on facebook [Flips off demon] For your boss.

Share this quote on facebook [Whispering into the ear of a possessed girl] This is Constantine. John Constantine, asshole.

Share this quote on facebook [Speaking to God] I know I'm not one of Your favorites, and I'm not welcome in Your house, but I could use a little attention, please.

Share this quote on facebook Heaven and hell are right here, behind every wall, every window, the world behind the world. And we're smack in the middle.

Share this quote on facebook You don't need His protection. It'll be like back in the day.

Share this quote on facebook Hello, John. Jooohn, hello.

Share this quote on facebook [About John cutting his wrists] I didn't think you would make the same mistake twice. And you didn't, did you?

Share this quote on facebook [After Constantine slits his wrists and then tries to light up a cigarette] You know, when you cut too deep, you cut the tendons. Finger movement goes out the window.

Share this quote on facebook So what do you want? An extension?

Share this quote on facebook This world is mine, in time. You, best of all of us, Gabriel, should understand ambition.

Share this quote on facebook No. You will live, John Constantine. You will live. You will have the chance to prove that your soul truly belongs in hell. Oh, you will live. You will live …

Share this quote on facebook Balthazar: [as he chokes John to death] Don't fight it, Johnny boy, enjoy it.

Share this quote on facebook Chaz Kramer: This is Kramer. Chas Kramer. Asshole.

Share this quote on facebook Chaz Kramer: [to midnite's knocked-out bouncer] Who's the rat in a dress now, bitch?

Share this quote on facebook Father Hennessy: Hey, John, I think I found you one.

Share this quote on facebook Midnite: [after learning of Constantine's cancer] I thought I heard thunder last night. Must have been Satan's stomach growling.

Share this quote on facebook Midnite: [shouts] You know the rules of my house! [normal voice] While here you will abide by them.

Share this quote on facebook Midnite: [laughing, to John, regarding Chaz] Take him, John. Kill him after.

Share this quote on facebook Possessed Girl: Papatayin natin siya.
She is speaking in Tagalog (Philippine National Language). In English: "We will kill him/her." (Note that in Tagalog there are no gender-specific pronouns)

Share this quote on facebook She is speaking in Tagalog (Philippine National Language). In English: "We will kill him/her." (Note that in Tagalog there are no gender-specific pronouns)

Share this quote on facebook Chaz Kramer: Why would you do that when you know this isn't my car, John?
John Constantine: I told you to move the car.
Chaz Kramer: Yeah, but if you'd told me you were going to drop a three-hundred pound mirror with a pissed off demon in it, I would have moved it further, John!

Share this quote on facebook Angela Dodson: You tried to kill yourself.
John Constantine: I didn't try anything.

Share this quote on facebook Angela Dodson: I don't believe in the Devil.
John Constantine: You should. He believes in you.

Share this quote on facebook Angela Dodson: My sister was murdered last night.
John Constantine: Sorry to hear.
Angela Dodson: Thanks. She jumped off the the roof of a building.
John Constantine: I thought you said she was murdered.
Angela Dodson: Yeah, well, Isabel wouldn't have taken her own life.
John Constantine: Of course. What kind of mental patient kills herself? That's just crazy.

Share this quote on facebook Angela Dodson: [Angela is about to transport into Hell via bathtub and has taken off her jacket] So, is this good, or do I have to take off the rest of my clothes?
[Pause]
Angela Dodson: John?
John Constantine: [Smiles slightly] I'm thinking.

Share this quote on facebook John Constantine: I need you to leave.
Angela Dodson: Okay. [heads for her room]
John Constantine: The apartment.
[He waits for her to leave and looks down at the cat]
John Constantine: God, I hate this part.

Share this quote on facebook Balthazar: What are you doing?
John Constantine: I'm reading you your last rites.
Balthazar: Spare me your remedial incantations.
John Constantine: You do know what it is to truly be forgiven? To be welcomed into the Kingdom of God. Demon in heaven, I'd love to be a fly on that wall.
Balthazar: You're not a priest. You have no power.
John Constantine: Just tell me how Mammon is crossing over and you can go back to your shit hole. Okay, Bally, enjoy it. [Balthazar relents]
[After Balthazar gives him the information]
John Constantine: By the way … you have to ask for absolution to be forgiven … asshole.

Share this quote on facebook Midnite: [As he is strapping John into the electric chair] Tell me this isn't about the girl.
John Constantine: Definitely... mostly not about the girl.
[Midnight pours cold water and alcohol onto the floor around John's bare feet, then breaks a light bulb, exposing the sparking filament.]
Midnite: You sure about this?
John Constantine: No.
[Midnite electrocutes him, John screams.]

Share this quote on facebook Gabriel: [Gabriel sits on top of John Constantine, explaining her rebellion] You're handed this precious gift, right? Each one of you granted redemption from the Creator – murderers, rapists, molesters – all of you just have to repent, and God takes you into His bosom. In all the worlds and all the universe, no other creature can make such a boast, save man. It's not fair.
[Gabriel leans closer to Constantine's face]
Gabriel: If sweet, sweet God loves you so, then I will make you worthy of His love. But it's only in the face of horror that you truly find your nobler selves – and you can be so noble. So … I will bring you pain. I will bring you horror.
[Gabriel lifts up Constantine from his collar]
Gabriel: So that you may rise above it. So that those of you who will survive this reign of hell on earth will be worthy of God's love.
John Constantine: Gabriel... you're insane.
Gabriel: [smiles] The road to salvation begins tonight. Right now.
[Gabriel blows gently, sending Constantine crashing to the door]

Share this quote on facebook Lucifer: Sonny, I've got a whole theme park full of red delights for you.
John Constantine: Aren't you a peach.

Share this quote on facebook John Constantine: How's the family?
Lucifer: Family's doing just fine. Busy, busy, busy, busy. Need a vacation.

Share this quote on facebook Gabriel: [In shock] Lucifer?
Lucifer: This world is mine, in time. You, best of all of us, Gabriel, should understand ambition.
Gabriel: Son of perdition! Little Horn! Most unclean!
Lucifer: [Giggles childishly, nostalgic] I do miss the old names. [to Mammon] Time to go home, son.
Gabriel: I shall smite thee, in His honour.
[Gabriel attempts to punch Lucifer, but is unable. Lucifer looks around and smiles.]
Lucifer: Looks like someone doesn't have your back anymore.

Share this quote on facebook Hell wants him. Heaven won't take him. Earth needs him.

Share this quote on facebook The wager between heaven and hell is on Earth.