Danger: Diabolik (1968)

Share this quote on facebook Dry up, stupid!

Share this quote on facebook I told you I'd cross your name off the human register.

Share this quote on facebook Sergeant, this is our friend Valmont's certificate. Cause of death: eleven machine gun shots. [a voice inside his head says "Eleven emeralds... eleven bullets..." as he realizes what that means] To the morgue!

Share this quote on facebook Tough luck, Diabolik!

Share this quote on facebook Who's that? Must be Stud.

Share this quote on facebook Morgue Attendant: Valmont, yes, it's all in order. If you'll just sign here, here, here, and here.
Diabolik: Four times?
Morgue Attendant: Four times, yes.
[Diabolik signs where indicated]
Diabolik: He was basically a good boy... always sent money to Mama.
Morgue Attendant: There, there. Buck up. He'll soon be home at last. He's at peace now. Let's see if he's ready yet. [hands Diabolik the urn] Please. [checks inside the retort] Yes, he's ready! [opens the oven door and prepares to extract Valmont's ashes] Every time... I reflect on man's insignificance...
[cut to inside the retort... there are the emeralds]
Morgue Attendant: I say!
[Diabolik knocks out the morgue attendant with the urn. Cut to the ground floor of the morgue as Ginko and some of his men run to the elevator]
Old Lady: Excuse me, where is the doctor? Please!
[Ginko and his men pay no heed as they board the elevator to catch their quarry; unknown to them, Diabolik had descended down the other elevator and passes the old couple]
Old Lady: Excuse me, where is the doctor?
Diabolik: He's in shock.
[the old couple watches as Diabolik makes his getaway]

Share this quote on facebook So long, Diabolik!

Share this quote on facebook Is that Stud coming?

Share this quote on facebook Morgue Attendant: There... Ralph Valmont. If you'll just sign here, here, here, and here.
Diabolik: Four times?
Morgue Attendant: Four times, yes.
[Diabolik signs where indicated]
Diabolik: He was basically a good boy... always sent money to Mama.
Morgue Attendant: There, there. Buck up. He'll soon be home at last. He's at peace now. Let's see if he's ready yet. [hands Diabolik the urn] Please. [checks inside the retort] Yes, he's ready! [opens the oven door and prepares to extract Valmont's ashes] Every time... I reflect on man's insignificance...
[cut to inside the retort... there are the emeralds]
Morgue Attendant: Have you ever seen–?
[Diabolik knocks out the morgue attendant with the urn. Cut to the ground floor of the morgue as Ginko and some of his men run to the elevator]
Old Lady: Excuse me, could you tell me where the doctor is?
[Ginko and his men pay no heed as they board the elevator to catch their quarry; unknown to them, Diabolik had descended down the other elevator and passes the old couple]
Old Lady: Excuse me, could you tell me where the doctor is?
Diabolik: He's in shock.
[the old couple watches as Diabolik makes his getaway]

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