Eddie Simmons
'Shrevie' Schreiber
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When you're dating, everything is talking about sex. Where can we do it? Why can't we do it? Are you parents gonna be out so we can do it? Everything is always talkin' about getting sex, and then planning the wedding, all the details. But then, when you get married... it's crazy, I dunno. You can get it whenever you want it. You wake up in the morning and she's there. You come home from work and she's there. So all that sex planning talk is over with. And so is the wedding planning talk, 'cause you're already married. So... ya know I can come down here and we can bullshit the entire night away but I cannot hold a 5 minute conversation with Beth. I mean it's not her fault, I'm not blaming her, she's great... It's just, we got nothing to talk about... But it's good, it's good.
Timothy Fenwick, Jr.
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[to his older brother] It's funny. You know, when I was a little kid I always wanted a brother. I told that to mom once and she said, "You have a brother". I said, "Oh, so that's who the asshole in the other bed is".
Billy Howard
Modell
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You know what word I'm not comfortable with? Nuance. It's not a real word. Like gesture. Gesture's a real word. With gesture you know where you stand. But nuance? I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong.
Other
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TV customer:
[watching a black and white television program in the showroom] Is this show in color, or is there something wrong with the set?
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Boogie: You know I got plans.
Bagel: Always a dreamer, hey, Boog?
Boogie: If you don't have good dreams, Bagel, you got nightmares.
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Stripper:
[about marriage] You?
Billy:
[shakes his head negatively] No marriage.
Stripper: No girl?
Billy: Not really. Just in love.
Stripper: Does the girl know?
Billy: Yeah, I told her about it.
Stripper: Told her? Didn't you show her?
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