Dirty Grandpa (2016)

Share this quote on facebook I haven't had sex in 15 years, Jason, and I want to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Share this quote on facebook I'm going to get some beers. What about you, twinkle toes? You want some of dat drank? Some of dat purple drank? Some of dat purple-ass motherfucking pimp dick drank?

Share this quote on facebook Party till you're pregnant!

Share this quote on facebook The greatest gift a grandson can give his grandfather is a hot college girl who wants to have unprotected sex with him before he dies.

Share this quote on facebook Lenore: You're just a dirty, dirty grandpa, and I'm just a girl from Long Island City who likes to fuck old people.

Share this quote on facebook Jason: Being a corporate lawyer, it's got its upsides.
Dick: You know what I'd rather do?
Jason: What?
Dick: I'd rather let Queen Latifah shit in my mouth from a fucking hot air balloon.

Share this quote on facebook Dick: We have a long-standing bet - who's the better golfer. Obviously, I've got the bigger three-wood.
Lenore: Good. Maybe you can use it to hit your balls right into my vagina.

Share this quote on facebook Jason: Well, how do I look?
Dick: Like the keynote speaker at a butt-fucking convention.

Share this quote on facebook Lenore: Hi, Professor.
Dick: Well, there's the prettiest little girl on the beach.
Lenore: Thank you.
Dick: I was actually talking to him.
Bradley: Yup, immediately offensive. I'm going back to the hotel.
Dick: Just try not to join the cast of Rent on the way back.

Share this quote on facebook Lenore: I like your pull-out couch.
Dick: Yeah? Well, I got news for you. That's the only thing that's going to be pulling out tonight.

Share this quote on facebook Dick: Ah! Ahhh!
Lenore: Are you cumming or dying?

Share this quote on facebook Naughty is relative.

Share this quote on facebook Lose your way. Find your manhood.

Share this quote on facebook What did you learn from your grandparents?

Share this quote on facebook Richard, Sr.

Share this quote on facebook Lenore (2nd wife)

Share this quote on facebook David (son)

Share this quote on facebook Brooke (daughter-in-law)

Share this quote on facebook Jason (grandson)

Share this quote on facebook Shadia (granddaughter-in-law)

Share this quote on facebook Richard, Jr. (half-son)