Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)

Share this quote on facebook Freddy, as a younger man, I was a sculptor, a painter, and a musician. There was just one problem: I wasn't very good. As a matter of fact, I was dreadful. I finally came to the frustrating conclusion that I had taste and style, but not talent. I knew my limitations. We all have our limitations, Freddy. Fortunately, I discovered that taste and style were commodities that people desired. Freddy, what I am saying is: know your limitations. You are a moron.

Share this quote on facebook A poacher who shoots at rabbits may scare big game away.

Share this quote on facebook You've been banging on your pots again, haven't you? I've told you... if you keep on doing it, you won't have any pots left.

Share this quote on facebook I've got culture coming out of my ass.

Share this quote on facebook [in a childlike voice] Oh, Lawrence! This is the happiest day of my life! I think my testicles are dropping!

Share this quote on facebook Fellas, last year I made 3 million dollars, but your 50 thousand was the most fun. Are you ready? Then let's go get 'em.

Share this quote on facebook Freddy Benson: [omitted from the profit distribution] Excuse me. What about me? What do I get?
Lawrence Jamieson: You are the student. You get knowledge.

Share this quote on facebook Lawrence Jamieson: Do you ever have a single thought that originates from above the waist?
Freddy Benson: No!

Share this quote on facebook Freddy Benson: [Sitting at the dinner table] Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first?
Lawrence Jamieson: Of course you may.
Freddy Benson: [after a long pause, and with relief] Thank you.

Share this quote on facebook Freddy Benson: I didn't steal any money! She just saw me with another woman! You're French, you understand that!
Inspector Andre: To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American.

Share this quote on facebook Freddy Benson: I know somebody here! I met him on a train! His name... is... his name is... James. No. His name is... James Josephson. Lor. No, no, no. James Lawrence. LAWRENCE... Lawrence. Lawrence Fells. Lawrence Feings. Forest Lorenston. Low. Lars. LARS. Lawrence. Lawrence. Luch. Lawrence. Tuh. His name is James Jesenthon. Lawrence Fell. Lawrence Jesterton. LAWRENCE JESTERTON.
Inspector Andre: ...Lawrence Jamieson?