Disturbing Behavior (1998)

Share this quote on facebook Appropriate sparks are flying, somebody cue the power ballad.

Share this quote on facebook Look at him, he's killing his hard-on.

Share this quote on facebook The Yogurt Shoppe, Yogurt Shop-e, what the fuck's a Shop-e?

Share this quote on facebook [sees Andy Effkin being talked to by police] Andy Effkin toasts with the most.

Share this quote on facebook [Blue Ribbons circle around Steve] Ice Ice Baby.

Share this quote on facebook It's not like you think. It's a whole new kind of cool. Everything's beautiful, man.

Share this quote on facebook I had no idea the evil was this pervasive.

Share this quote on facebook [shouts] You signed me up for the program?

Share this quote on facebook Be the ball.

Share this quote on facebook Sounds razor.

Share this quote on facebook Who put the acid in my Spam?

Share this quote on facebook You'd be surprised how interesting people become when they think you're really stupid!

Share this quote on facebook I'm getting rid of rats.

Share this quote on facebook Treat yourself.

Share this quote on facebook Bad wrong, wrong bad, bad wrong, wrong bad.

Share this quote on facebook [Blood running down her face] I have to go home. I've got a big physics test tomorrow.

Share this quote on facebook Allen Clark: What're you doing, dipshit? Don't worry about the snakes in your garden when you've got spiders in your bed.

Share this quote on facebook Betty Caldicott: Meet the musical little creatures that hide among the flowers.

Share this quote on facebook U.V.: I bet you didn't know toast came in 3 flavors.

Share this quote on facebook U.V.: Denial ain't just a river in Italy, bud!

Share this quote on facebook U.V.: I've got like, two customers left! If this keeps up, I'm going to be the 7-11 guy!

Share this quote on facebook Andy Effkin: [snaps Mary Joe's neck] Slut.

Share this quote on facebook Dr. Caldicott: Science is God!

Share this quote on facebook Gavin: Hello, Lorna. How are you doing today, my dear?
Lorna: Drop dead.
Gavin: Contact.

Share this quote on facebook Steve: Tell me, Shannon, do you get yelled at when you talk about your dead grandfather?
Nathan: Steve...
Steve : 'Cause around here, people go crazy if you talk about a dead brother.

Share this quote on facebook Gavin: Rachel, this is Stevie Boy-good man. Stevie Boy, this is Rachel-Cooks Ridge trash.
Rachel: [disgusted] Bite me.

Share this quote on facebook Gavin: Hello Charles, cycle any anabolic goodies lately?
Chug: You're funny, Strick.
Gavin: Thanks, I'm here all week.
Chug: [to Rachel] Anyways Rachel, there's a couple of us guys going to the Yogurt Shoppe later if you wanna come by...
Gavin: The Yogurt Shoppe? Yeah! [to Steve] You wanna make an "active culture" joke here, Stevie Boy, or should I handle this one?

Share this quote on facebook Steve: [after seeing Chug in a fight] What was that about?
Rachel: Toxic jock syndrome.

Share this quote on facebook Gavin: No, it is not bullshit, and it wasn't steroids!
Rachel: [annoyed] Here we go...
Steve: What?
Rachel: Gavin thinks some sinister force has taken over the Cradle Bay meatheads.
Gavin: No, you know what it is! You know!
Steve: A sinister force?
Rachel: You know, evil. Nowhere to turn, no one to trust, altogether ooky.

Share this quote on facebook Gavin: Mr. Newberry here has got the full-on Boo Radley, village idiot, Quasimoto thing going, don't you Mr. Newb?
Dorian: What?
Gavin: And he's currently involved in a war against the rodent population of Cradle Bay.

Share this quote on facebook Dickie Atkinson the Mechanic: You had friends in Chicago?
Steve: [awkwardly] Yeah.
Lorna: You can have friends here.

Share this quote on facebook Gavin: Look at this place: the Yogurt Shoppe... the Yogurt "Shop-e". What the fuck is a "Shop-e"?
Randi: Why don't you make like a tree and leave?
Gavin: Clever girl.

Share this quote on facebook Chug: Will you go out with me?
Rachel: [laughs] You're kidding, right? [seriously] No, Chug, I won't.
Chug: WHY NOT?!

Share this quote on facebook Rachel: Just tell me you have a really razor plan?
Steve: I am making this shit up as I go.

Share this quote on facebook Dorian: Evening, Officer!
Officer Cox: What are you doing?
Dorian: Oh, I'm getting rid of rats! The pink-eyed vermin can't see for spit!

Share this quote on facebook [after Steve begs for the family to head back to Chicago, Dr. Caldicott steps inside the Clark house]
Dr. Caldicott: Steven, you are home. Cradle Bay is where you belong, here with your family.
Steve: [realizing he's been betrayed by his mother and father] You signed me up for the program?
Cynthia: We want what's best for you.
Steve: [screaming] What about what I want??!!
Dr. Caldicott: Steven, do you really like the way you feel?
Steve: Oh, shut the fuck up! [to his parents] You sold me out.
Cynthia: No, we didn't! We just want you back!
Nathan: Steven, please...
Steve: [shouting] "Steve!" My name is "Steve", OK?! Nobody calls me "Steven" except for them!

Share this quote on facebook [U.V. isn't sure if Steve Clark is now one of the Blue Ribbons]
U.V.: Hey, man, not so fast! What's the capital of North Dakota?
Steve: How the fuck should I know?
U.V.: All right, you're cool.

Share this quote on facebook Steve: What're you doing?
Dorian: We can't very well let these shitbirds go off and graduate into the world, can we?
Steve: Maybe they can be helped!
Dorian: No, they can't... And neither can I! [shows the gunshot wound to his stomach] Do good things, lunch boy.

Share this quote on facebook Steve: It's over, you son of a bitch. It's finished.
Dr. Caldicott: "Finished"? There'll always be other towns. Other troubled teens. Other troubled parents. Science is God!

Share this quote on facebook Note: This was a deleted scene.

Share this quote on facebook Rachel: What happened?
Steve: We're the only ones left.
Rachel: So what do we do now?
Steve: We go home.
Rachel: Where's that?
Steve: Wherever. Wherever we are.

Share this quote on facebook It doesn't matter if you're not perfect. You will be.

Share this quote on facebook You'll never be the same.

Share this quote on facebook In Cradle Bay... there's nothing more frightening than perfection.