Down and Dirty Duck (1974)

Share this quote on facebook Directed and written by Charles Swenson.

Share this quote on facebook You can't do this to me! I was at Woodstock in '69! I saw 200 MOTELS! I know who I am!

Share this quote on facebook [In the desert]
Willard: Say, how did you come to be a duck?
Duck: Well, I was a turtle for a while, but that wasn't going anywhere. Then my mother gave me the chance to be a duck, and I sort of flowed from there... [While the Duck is talking, a caricature of Frank Zappa rises like the sun over the horizon]
Willard: Oh, Eddie, you have GOT to be kidding.

Share this quote on facebook Madder Than Daffy. Dumber Than Donald. More Existential Than Howard!

Share this quote on facebook Any resemblance to ducks living or dead is purely coincidental.

Share this quote on facebook Wouldn't YOU Like a Good Duck Tonight?

Share this quote on facebook An adult "Cult Classic" that's a Quack-Up!

Share this quote on facebook Cynthia Adler — Lady in Car / Boss Lady / Small Dyke / Lady in Elevator

Share this quote on facebook Walker Edminston — Bus Driver / Jail Orator / Small Fag / Prospector / Mexician Official / President / Man in Elevator