Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001)

Share this quote on facebook I am the Alpha Bear! Grrr! Grrr! Bears say "grrr," right?

Share this quote on facebook (Singing) Her Name was Lola. She was a show bear. She'd like to dance with me.

Share this quote on facebook Go, doctor. Go, doctor.

Share this quote on facebook John: No cellphone for a week.
Charisse: Oh, and what am I supposed to do without my cellphone?!
John: Here's some stamps. Learn to write a letter or something.

Share this quote on facebook [Dr. Dolittle meets a Pacific Western bear named Ava and makes a proposition]
Dr. Dolittle: Hi. Hello. My name is John.
Ava: I'm Ava.
Dolittle: Hi, Ava. That's a pretty name. Nice to meet you.
Ava: Hi.
Dolittle: A quick question, Ava. How would you like to meet the man of your dreams?
Ava: You're real cute, but I don't go interspecies.
Dolittle: No, I'm not talking about me. I shouldn't have said man. I should've said bear. What do you think of that big hunk of bear over there?
Ava: I don't think I see him.Is he standing behind that dork?
Dolittle: No, he is...Let me explain what's going on. A logging company's gonna tear down the whole forest. And the only thing that can stop them is if I can get two Pacific Western bears together. You're a Pacific Western bear, so is he. If you two made little Pacific Western bears, then... You see where I'm going?
Ava: Yeah. [walks away] Look, no offense, but I don't talk to bear pimps.

Share this quote on facebook [During Archie's detention, as John and Charisse visit him.]
Archie: Looks like I wasn't meant to be loved.
Charisse: Everyone's meant to be loved.
John: Yes, everyone's meant to- [caught by surprise at Charisse's newfound ability] Charisse!

Share this quote on facebook [After Archie humiliates himself in front of Ava, he hides in a cave. Dr. Dolittle is trying to help him out.]
John: Come on out of there, Archie.
Archie: Never!
John: I'm sure it wasn't that bad.
Archie: It was the most humiliating thing I've ever done! And I had to ride a unicycle in a tutu! A tutu! (exclaims in disgust)
John: Alright, I understand you, but we just gotta work a little harder is all.
Archie: No, I'm just gonna stay in here and hibernate.

Share this quote on facebook John: Alright, Archie. I'm not playing anymore. You come out here right now, you big coward!
Archie: Uh, excuse me, who are you calling a coward?
John: You! I'm calling YOU a coward! You're a big coward for quitting like this!
Archie: Well, it's hard.
John: You wanna know what "hard" is, Archie? My wife is mad at me, my daughter's mad at me, and I'm spending my vacation with a pizza boy, who greets me by saying "Hey yo, Dr. D, what's up?" Now, I'm standing here listening to a big, furry baby cryin' he's gonna quit 'cause it's too hard!
Archie: Well, Ava laughed at me!
John: (mocking Archie) "Oh, boo-hoo! Ava laughed at me! I love her, and I need her, and she laughed at me!" You know somethin'? You don't even deserve Ava! Why should she have to spend her life with a (pokes at him) coward like you?
Archie: Hey! Don't poke a bear, buddy!
John: Oh, I didn't poke a bear, because if I was pokin' a bear, a bear would be mauling me. So, I dunno what I poked, but it sure as hell ain't no bear! (pokes him again)
Archie: Hey, I'm warning you!
John: (pokes him again) Yeah, and I'm POKING you!
Archie: Hey, stop it!
John: (pokes him three times) Poke poke poke!
Archie: Alright, that's it! (knocks John off the hill, and he lands in some mud.)
John: Archie, that hurt.
Archie: Whoa, that felt good. Bear-like.
John: Hey Archie, you know what? You're beyond my help! You just take your ass back to the circus!
Archie: A bear? Whoo-hoo! I'm a bear! I'm the alpha bear! Rawr! RAAWWRRR! Uh, bears say "grr," right?

Share this quote on facebook Archie: Uh-oh. Uh-oh!
John: What do you mean "uh-oh?"
Archie: Ice cream's acting up.
John: What ice cream?
Archie: After Sonny took Ava, I got depressed, and went on a bender. And on the second gallon, I realize, that I'm in love with Ava, and this ice cream called "Cherry Garcia." [belches]
John: Hey, Don't you DARE throw up on me!
Archie: (groans) That's not where it's gonna come out! (groans)
John: Wait, wait, wait, hold on! If you have to do that, then sit on the toilet!