Drop Dead Fred (1991)

Share this quote on facebook Hello snotface!! Yuk! What happened to you? Look at you, you're all older, you're even uglier. Euck! I'm sorry, I'm going to have to be sick all over you immediately, lie down.

Share this quote on facebook (looking up Mother's skirt offscreen) Look, cobwebs! nooo

Share this quote on facebook Young Elizabeth: Did they live happily ever after?

Share this quote on facebook Mother: Of course, Elizabeth.

Share this quote on facebook Young Elizabeth: How do you know?

Share this quote on facebook Mother: Because, she was a good little girl. If she had been naughty, the prince would have run away.

Share this quote on facebook Young Elizabeth: What a pile of shit.

Share this quote on facebook Elizabeth: Annabelle, is that her name? Oh god, I didn't know that. All I know is what you did with her, on our sofa.

Share this quote on facebook Charles: Oh Lizzie, I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. I've been smitten by Annabelle, I've been bewitched by her. I have been pounded flat on the anvil of love like a piece of veal with a salad on top.

Share this quote on facebook Elizabeth: Charles, this is really important to me.

Share this quote on facebook Charles: Lizzie, lizzie, let's not go through all this goodbye, I never want to see you again, because we will wanna see each other again. I mean two years, we're not going to throw away two years, are we?

Share this quote on facebook Elizabeth: It was three years, in June.

Share this quote on facebook Elizabeth: I'm so sorry, your honour, I lost my money, my car, my husband.

Share this quote on facebook Judge: All in one lunch hour?

Share this quote on facebook Nigel: (confused for a minute, then pleased to hear about Drop Dead Fred) Honey, why do you call him Drop Dead Fred?

Share this quote on facebook Young Elizabeth: (sweetly) Because that's his name, daddy, and Drop Dead Fred is going to teach me how to cook today.

Share this quote on facebook (This makes Nigel very happy to know about Drop Dead Fred and the cooking as Lizzie continues)

Share this quote on facebook Young Elizabeth: (continuing) I'm going to need flour and sugar and honey and vodka and a pair of your pants. We're making pants pie. Ouch!

Share this quote on facebook Polly: (confused) Vodka and pants pie, huh? God knows what else?

Share this quote on facebook Nigel: (arguing with Polly) But she's only a kid, Polly.

Share this quote on facebook Young Elizabeth: Daddy, how about we throw Mommy out the window? It won't hurt her. She will land right in the Gladiolies. (then she gets tickled by Nigel)

Share this quote on facebook Nigel: (laughing) You shouldn't say things like that about your mother, or she might cut your head off.

Share this quote on facebook Polly: (sobbing, kind of upset at her daughter) Very funny, Elizabeth! Sometimes I think I don't love you as much as I used to.

Share this quote on facebook Young Elizabeth: (arguing with her mother) But, Mom, Drop Dead Fred does.

Share this quote on facebook Polly: (angrily scolding Elizabeth and not believing her) No more Drop Dead Fred! Period!

Share this quote on facebook Young Elizabeth: (carrying a bowl of sugar) Sugar?

Share this quote on facebook Drop Dead Fred: Yeah. (Lizzie pours sugar on the mud pie)

Share this quote on facebook Young Elizabeth: (sobbing, jumping off her chair and running to her father) Dad! Daddy, I have some bad news.

Share this quote on facebook Figelather: Lizzie, what's with all this fuss about?

Share this quote on facebook Young Elizabeth: (sobbing) Something's wrong with Drop Dead Fred.

Share this quote on facebook Figelather: (gasps)

Share this quote on facebook Young Elizabeth: (continuing while sobbing) He is my friend, but Mom took him away from me.

Share this quote on facebook Nigel: (hugging her by holding her on his lap, trying to comfort her) Don't worry, sweetheart, give me a chance. I'm sure he'll be okay. (Lizzie nods her head even in sobs, hugging her father back)

Share this quote on facebook Pollyother: (ordering Nigel) Nigel, do it.

Share this quote on facebook Figelather: (refusing to agree with Polly) No, I won't, I don't want anything to do it! It's not right!

Share this quote on facebook Polly: Alright, I'll do it. (winding up Fred's prison while Lizzie wipes her tears away after Nigel kisses her and then goes to Polly)

Share this quote on facebook Father: (repeating, arguing with Polly) It's not RIGHT!

Share this quote on facebook Polly: (arguing with Nigel) Now what would you know about raising a child?!

Share this quote on facebook Nigel: (getting his jacket) Apparently nothing! (before walking out to door to his car to work)

Share this quote on facebook Polly (enraged at Elizabeth after winding up Drop Dead Fred's prison after her husband has gone off to work): Elizabeth, if you ever touch this again, I will throw it in the trash. And you know what it will happen next? He will be crushed to death.

Share this quote on facebook Young Elizabeth (writing a letter to Fred with a green crayon because green is his favorite color): Dear Drop Dead Fred, you were my only friend, but she took you away from me. I know I'll see you again. someday.

Share this quote on facebook [Cut back to the present]

Share this quote on facebook Mickey: We were all a little afraid of your mother.

Share this quote on facebook Elizabeth: Not Fred, he always stood up for me.

Share this quote on facebook Mickey: Well that's what friends are for, even imaginary ones.

Share this quote on facebook Janie: I did this self actualising course this week and basically they taught us that pain is your friend, it's your humanity, pain makes you interesting.

Share this quote on facebook Elizabeth: Janie..

Share this quote on facebook Janie: Look at Elvis.

Share this quote on facebook Elizabeth: Yeah, but didn't Elvis kill himself?

Share this quote on facebook Janie: Yes, but before that he was very, very interesting.

Share this quote on facebook Fred: Expecting Charles. Well that's important. I'd beter go then. There's just one little problem, Charles isn't coming.

Share this quote on facebook Elizabeth: what do you mean?

Share this quote on facebook Fred: I wrote the note. Hahahahaha, haven't got a husband, haven't got a husband!

Share this quote on facebook Elizabeth: I have some bad news for you.

Share this quote on facebook Janie: More?

Share this quote on facebook Elizabeth: Well, remember your house?

Share this quote on facebook Janie: Yeah.

Share this quote on facebook Elizabeth: It, it sank.

Share this quote on facebook Elizabeth: I heard you, you said Annabelle.

Share this quote on facebook Charles: If I said 'Oh, Annabelle' isn't it better that I said 'Oh Annabelle' and was here with you, than to say 'Oh, Lizzie' and be somewhere else with Annabelle.

Share this quote on facebook Mother (A vision of her appears at the door in front of Elizabeth and Fred, stopping them in their tracks): Just where do you think you're going?!

Share this quote on facebook Fred (to Elizabeth): Just forget her. Just say the magic words.

Share this quote on facebook Elizabeth: (tonelessly): I'm not afraid of you.

Share this quote on facebook Mother (Not buying it): You can't go in there.

Share this quote on facebook Elizabeth (louder): I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU!!!

Share this quote on facebook Fred: Finally, The magic words!

Share this quote on facebook Dishes. Relationships. Wind. This guy breaks everything.