Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

Share this quote on facebook Wait a second. Let's recap. Last night we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce. I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying. [Chester slaps him] Thanks, dude.

Share this quote on facebook I refuse to let us go down in history as the dudes who destroyed the universe.

Share this quote on facebook I'm sensing something very Canadian about this place.

Share this quote on facebook We will now use the power of the Continuum Transfunctioner to banish you to Hoboken, New Jersey.

Share this quote on facebook Jesse: Is it possible that we got so wasted last night that we bought a lifetime supply of pudding and then totally forgot about it?
Chester: [opens the cupboard to find it's entirely full of pudding] I'd say it's entirely possible.

Share this quote on facebook Jesse: Nelson, your dog's a stoner!
Chester: Can he also bong a beer?
Nelson: Nah. All he does is pretty much lie around and smoke his pipe.

Share this quote on facebook Chinese Food Intercom: And then?
Jesse: And then... (laughs nervously) I'm gonna come in there... (grows livid) and I'm gonna put my goddamn foot in your fucking ass IF YOU SAY "AND THEN" AGAIN!!!!
(pause; Jesse almost gives in)
Chinese Food Intercom: (repeatedly) And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then!
(Jesse angrily smashes the speaker box, but Chester and Nelson pull him back inside the car, and they drive away)
Chinese Food Intercom: (severely damaged) And then...?

Share this quote on facebook Jesse: Who's Johnny Potsmoker?
Chester: Oh, that's my alter ego.
Jesse: Wait, I thought Johnny Potsmoker was my alter ego.
Chester: No. Yours is Smokey McPot.
Jesse: Oh, yeah.

Share this quote on facebook Jesse: Wait a second. I just got a really bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.
Chester: Maybe you should go sit on the toilet?
Jesse: No. No. You know what the feeling is? It's love!
Chester: Is that what that is?
Jesse: Yeah. I'm in love with Wanda and you're in love with Wilma.
Chester: Yeah!
Jesse: You see. Now that we know that we've been sucky boyfriends... we can change.
Chester: We can?
Jesse: Yeah, and you know what else? I'll bet you that we did buy them super cool anniversary gifts. You know why? 'Coz we love them.
Chester: And we wrapped them really cool wrapping paper?
Jesse: Yeah.