Elves (1989)

Share this quote on facebook Directed and written by Jeffrey Mandel.

Share this quote on facebook My cat is the only friend I have left.

Share this quote on facebook I need to know the connection between the elves and the Nazis!

Share this quote on facebook Dead Santa: [whispers] Santa said ORAL.

Share this quote on facebook Kirsten: [after catching her brother spying on her] I'm your fucking sister.
Willy: Yeah, you've got fucking big tits and I'm going to tell everybody I saw them.

Share this quote on facebook Kirsten's Mother: Your father's in the study.
Kirsten: What? No. Grandfather's in the study. Dad is dead.
Kirsten's Mother: Your grandfather is your grandfather AND your father!

Share this quote on facebook Willy: Is everything all right?
Kirsten: No, Willy, Gramps is a Nazi.

Share this quote on facebook Kirsten's Mother: You look terrible.
Kirsten: Yeah, well, I had a rough day at work... Santa got murdered.

Share this quote on facebook Julie Austin - Kirsten

Share this quote on facebook Borah Silver - Kirsten's grandfather

Share this quote on facebook Mansell Rivers-Bland - Rubinkraur

Share this quote on facebook Christopher Graham - Willy

Share this quote on facebook Laura Lichstein - Brooke