Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)

Share this quote on facebook I didn't know I had a good aunt, let alone a great one.

Share this quote on facebook Chastity Pariah: Listen, young lady. I don't know who you are or where you came from, but you certainly don't fit in this town. Why, you don't even fit in that dress.

Share this quote on facebook Elvira: Listen, sister. If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

Share this quote on facebook Elvira: Bloody Mary.

Share this quote on facebook Elvira: Maybe, but, ah…I'll have a couple of drinks first.

Share this quote on facebook Patty: Seems to me it's all this cheap little tart's fault.

Share this quote on facebook Patty: Look, honey. I don't know which hole you crawl out of, but I suggest you crawl right back in it, if you know what's good for you.

Share this quote on facebook Elvira: It's okay. My appearance is kind of a shock to everybody.

Share this quote on facebook Lesley Meeker: We do have a room. Remember the trucker with the bad skin checked out yesterday?

Share this quote on facebook Elvira: [ringing the motel bell] I hate to interrupt this little episode of the Waltons. But can I have room?

Share this quote on facebook Mrs. Meeker: Okay, but it's cash up front. I know what you pinko heavy metal weirdos do to motel rooms. I read all about it in the Star.

Share this quote on facebook Elvira busts out in her outrageously funny feature film debut!

Share this quote on facebook Robert Benedetti — Mr. Calvin Cobb

Share this quote on facebook Ellen Dunning — Robin Meeker