Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)

Share this quote on facebook Elizabeth: So in the hours just before midnight, the people of Briarville buried Trantor the Troll in the cold, damp ground. The end.
Teacher: Thank you, Elizabeth. Class, what did you think of her report?

Share this quote on facebook Teacher: So, uh, Elizabeth, what was the curse the troll put on Phineas?
Elizabeth: Well, legend has it that from that moment on, Phineas' descendants would get dumber and dumber... and dumber.

Share this quote on facebook Kenny: Ernest, I know. What we need is...a tree house!
Ernest: I thought we needed dress shields.

Share this quote on facebook Trantor: Bring me the head of Ernest P. Worrell!

Share this quote on facebook Trantor: You will pay for the sins of your forefathers!
Ernest: I didn't have four fathers! I only had one father and I didn't know him that well!

Share this quote on facebook Ernest: How 'bout a bumper sandwich, Boogerlips? Eh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

Share this quote on facebook [when seeing Trantor the Troll for the first time]
Ernest: Ahhhhh! Boy, I sure hope you're from Keebler!
Ernest: You better back off. You don't wanna fight me, I know tai chi, kung fu, chow mein, and I saw Hulkamania three times once in slow mo.

Share this quote on facebook Ernest: I never knew when to quit. Just ask my fourth grade teacher.

Share this quote on facebook [repeated line]
Ernest's fourth grade Teacher: He never knew when to quit.

Share this quote on facebook [while driving to the treehouse with a now wooden Rimshot]
Ernest: What good is a wooden dog? Oh, sure they swim better. But what am I going to call him? Splinter?

Share this quote on facebook Ernest: Boy, Jimmy. When you play charades, you play for keeps. You know what I mean?

Share this quote on facebook Ernest: [about the troll] He looked like a big giant Mr. Potato Head. Except he was shaped more like a watermelon.

Share this quote on facebook Ernest as a lumberjack: There ain't no trees in Botswana. Nuh uh, I know. I AM a Botswanian lumberjack, and I ain't never had a job...

Share this quote on facebook Ernest: [as the old lady] A little nasal hygiene will go a long way young man. Here you go! [dumps milk on a troll] Be grateful, little trolls in China don't even get milk.

Share this quote on facebook Ernest: [being attacked by the troll] Help, help! May day! May day! Christmas Day! Colombus Day!

Share this quote on facebook Old Lady Hackmore: [to Kenny] Sometimes, you've got to do what YOU know is right, no matter what anybody tells you.

Share this quote on facebook Ernest: Gosh, Rimshot! Pretty soon, the kids won't have to worry about eating their Brussel sprouts because the Brussel sprouts will be eating them!

Share this quote on facebook Austin Nagler - Kenny Binder

Share this quote on facebook John Cadenhead - Tom Tulip (Bobby's brother)

Share this quote on facebook Richard Woolf - Matt Murdock

Share this quote on facebook Nick Victory - Mike Murdock

Share this quote on facebook Jonas Moscartolo - Trantor

Share this quote on facebook Daniel Butler - Sheriff Cliff Binder (Kenny's dad)

Share this quote on facebook Esther Huston - Amanda Binder (Kenny's mom)

Share this quote on facebook Larry Black - Mayor Murdock (Mike and Matt's dad)

Share this quote on facebook Denice Hicks - Elizabeth's mother

Share this quote on facebook Jackie Welch -Teacher