Fat Albert (2004)

Share this quote on facebook (repeated line) Hey, hey, hey!

Share this quote on facebook I'm Fat Albert.

Share this quote on facebook I don't have problems. I solve problems.

Share this quote on facebook I can't take my sweater off...because, uh, I don't know what's underneath.

Share this quote on facebook (to Fat Albert and the Gang) Okay, other people can see you, too. That's good. I think.

Share this quote on facebook This cannot be happening. I'm losing my mind. Yeah, that's it.

Share this quote on facebook (repeated line) I do not have a problem.

Share this quote on facebook I don't have friends because I don't want friends.

Share this quote on facebook Okay, Daddy and I are gonna have to have a long talk. I don't know how, but I'm gonna tell him that we need a gate. Some kind of guard or screen to put over the television set so nobody can get out. Okay.

Share this quote on facebook Why can't you people be nice to me?

Share this quote on facebook There's no way I'm letting that fat kid get over on Lauri.

Share this quote on facebook You haven't seen the last of me, fat man! Fat, fat, fat, fat!

Share this quote on facebook Arthur! Learn the handshake!

Share this quote on facebook Listen up, everybody! This fat fool is not what he appears to be!

Share this quote on facebook Aren't you the hip-hop fool?

Share this quote on facebook (repeated line) Mush Mouth thinks/says/wants to know (then clarifies whatever was spoken)

Share this quote on facebook Don't call me Old Weird Harold anymore. I'm Air Hal'd now.

Share this quote on facebook You watch your mouth!

Share this quote on facebook [repeated line]: (hits or scratches head) I am so confused!

Share this quote on facebook I don't have a face.

Share this quote on facebook [after revealing his face]: I do? I do! I have a nice face!

Share this quote on facebook I'm a party animal!

Share this quote on facebook (repeated line) Guys, guys!

Share this quote on facebook (repeated line) I know you don't know. I wasn't talkin' to you!

Share this quote on facebook Guys, I see...cheerleaders.

Share this quote on facebook (to Reggie) Man, you're like school on Saturday...no class.

Share this quote on facebook Yeah, but you're still Bucky.

Share this quote on facebook That's our theme song. You guys can't sing it!

Share this quote on facebook Those guys, Albert's friends...they're very strange. I think they could be some kind of a cult.

Share this quote on facebook Doris, no one came out of our television set.

Share this quote on facebook Doris, why are you acting like such a loser? You're not a loser.

Share this quote on facebook (repeated line) Everytime someone tells me they care about me, they wind up leaving me.

Share this quote on facebook Arthur: Yo! Nobody makes a fool out of Reggie except for Reggie.

Share this quote on facebook Store Clerk: I know big, and you my friend are big.

Share this quote on facebook Danielle: He better not be doing this again!

Share this quote on facebook Bill Cosby: Who is it?!

Share this quote on facebook Fat Albert: It's Fat Albert.

Share this quote on facebook Bill Cosby: Yeah, right.

Share this quote on facebook Fat Albert: Hello. I'm looking for a Mr. Cosby. Are you his dad? I'm Fat Albert.