Foodfight! (2012)

Share this quote on facebook Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Spam.

Share this quote on facebook Holy chips!

Share this quote on facebook You better go easy on the potato juice before you get... chip-faced.

Share this quote on facebook Chicks dig chocolate.

Share this quote on facebook Enough about me, let's kill you!

Share this quote on facebook Daredevil Dan: How 'bout some chocolate frosting?

Share this quote on facebook Vlad Chocool: I am the undead. Alright? The undead, you-you're not dead, but you're not exactly living either. It's sorta like being in summer school.

Share this quote on facebook Cheasel T. Weasel: You despise me, don't you?

Share this quote on facebook [first lines]
Sweet Older Lady: Good night, Mr. Leonard. Don't work too late, now.
Mr. Leonard: Just closing up. Nothing much happens around here after dark.

Share this quote on facebook [Mr. Clipboard frantically walks in the supermarket]
Mr. Leonard: May I help you?
Mr. Clipboard: You must me Leonard, the manager. I'm your new Brand X representative.
Mr. Leonard: I wasn't expecting any new products.
Mr. Clipboard: A corporate picked your store to test the new Brand X detergent! With elixir...
Mr. Leonard: Brand X son? Never heard of it?
Mr. Clipboard: Give us one week! Your cu-cu-cu...
[Clipboard slaps himself with his clipboard]
Mr. Clipboard: -customers, won't know how they live without Brand X!
Mr. Leonard: E-ev-everything is so nice the way it is, and we don't have space.
Mr. Clipboard: Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, I'll make space. [makes frantic noises] Wait until you get a whiff of our Brand X elixir, it's practically addicting! [throws a bag of chips, then stomps on it]
Mr. Leonard: That was a perfectly good bag of chips!
Mr. Clipboard: Survival of the fittest, Leonard!
[Leonard looks at bag of chips]
Mr. Leonard: Never opened, never enjoyed.

Share this quote on facebook Mr. Leonard: That was a perfectly good bag of chips!
Mr. Clipboard: Survival of the fittest, Leonard!
Mr. Leonard: Never opened. Never enjoyed.

Share this quote on facebook Dex Dogtective: How did you get in and out of the store? You're an ike.
Lady X: Humans. When you look like this, you can get them to do anything. Size only counts for men.

Share this quote on facebook [last lines]
Dr. Si Nustrix: Dex is Jewish?
Daredevil Dan: Yeah, kosher.
Kung Tofu: [last line of the film] Soy vay, who knew?