Four Christmases (2008)

Share this quote on facebook [as Joseph in the Nativity play] My wife is pregnant and it's not my baby, but yet I'm cool with it, because God's the one who got her pregnant.

Share this quote on facebook Woman! Do your job and swaddle this baby!

Share this quote on facebook You really can't spell 'families' without lies. Try it.

Share this quote on facebook Boys, I don't want to speak ill of your mother on Christmas, but she's nothing but a common street whore.

Share this quote on facebook Susan: Could you hold her for a sec? I need to make another layer.
Kate: Actually, I-- [Baby Clementine begins to cry] Okay.

Share this quote on facebook Kate: Joe wasn't gay,
Brad: OK, haircuts don't lie.

Share this quote on facebook Connor: Do you know who I am?
Brad: What?
Connor: Google me, bitch! I might be famous one day.

Share this quote on facebook Darryl: Look, Brad. I'm not trying to be your father, you already got one of those. I'm just hoping for a chance to be your friend.
Brad: You were my friend, Darryl. You were my best friend. We grew up together, we rode bikes together, we used to smell each other's hands. But now you're sleeping with my mom and it's a little bit weird for me. Can you appreciate that?
Darryl: I never had a sexual thought about your mom until I was 30.
Brad: Can you leave it alone? You can't be my friend anymore. You can't be sleeping with my mom and still be my friend, ok?

Share this quote on facebook His father, her mother, his mother and her father all in one day.

Share this quote on facebook Pour eux les fêtes sont un vrai cauchemar. (For them the holidays are a real nightmare.)

Share this quote on facebook True Bella Pinci - Kasi