Four Lions (2010)

Share this quote on facebook Oh, it's just that bag is full of really fragile... boots.

Share this quote on facebook Rubber dinghy rapids, bro. (repeated line)

Share this quote on facebook Yeah ya fucked up rabbits wi' no ears!

Share this quote on facebook No more widdling in me gob?

Share this quote on facebook Faisal: And there's this voice "Can I have 12 bottles of bleach please?"
Barry: What's that?
Faisal: A woman's voice, for like dying her hair and that.
Barry: Oh yeah and her beard.
Faisal: What?
Barry: You've got a fucking beard Faisal.
Faisal: I covered it.
[Puts hands over face]
Barry: Why did she have her hands over her face?
Faisal: Because she's got a beard.

Share this quote on facebook [Discussing Faisal's remains]
Hassan: Some of it's in there with him.
Omar: What?
Hassan: I couldn't separate it.
Omar: So what is he lads? Is he a martyr or is he a fucking jalfrezi?!

Share this quote on facebook [Car stops]
Omar: I thought you said you'd fixed it!
Barry: It's the car parts, they're Jewish!
Omar: What parts in a car are Jewish?
[Silence]
Faisal: Spark plugs?
Barry: That's it, spark plugs! Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic!
Barry: Might bomb a mosque.
Omar: Barry, we're not bombing a mosque.
Barry: You don't get it, do you Omar? We radicalize the moderates, the Ummah rises up, it all kicks off!
Omar: No, I do get it. I'll tell you what it's like. It's like getting into a fight with someone, and they're punching you in the face, right? Right? And so what you'd gon' do right, you punch yourself in the face!

Share this quote on facebook Mohammad Aqil - Mahmood