Freeway (1996)

Share this quote on facebook Fuck you, you piece of shit.

Share this quote on facebook Holy shit! Look who got beat with the ugly stick! Is that you, Bob? I can't believe such a teeny weeny little gun could make a big mess out of someone!

Share this quote on facebook You're just a big, old, shitbag, ain't you, Bob? You just think of me every time you empty that motherfucking thing, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Share this quote on facebook My dick may not function, but I haven't lost my smile.

Share this quote on facebook Do you want to get shot a whole bunch of times!?!

Share this quote on facebook I'm pissed off and the whole world owes me.

Share this quote on facebook What are you looking at? Fuck all y'all! Fuck you, chipmunk-face, and your fucking skipper wife!

Share this quote on facebook Put your fucking pants down, you fucking cunt!

Share this quote on facebook Fucking bitch! I'll fucking kill you for this!

Share this quote on facebook People like me, we don't go to the gas chamber.

Share this quote on facebook You are a dear, Flo. Bring me chicken soup... and a fucking straw.

Share this quote on facebook Vanessa: Are you the guy who's been killing all them girls on the freeway, Bob?
[Bob chuckles sadistically]
Vanessa: Why are you killing all them girls, Bob?
Bob: 'Cause I have absolutely reached my fucking limit with people like you, Vanessa.
Vanessa: What kinda people am I supposed to be?
Bob: The alcoholics, the drug addicts, the fathers who fuck their daughters, the drug addicted motherfucking whores with their bastard fucking offspring.
Vanessa: Hey, I ain't no trick baby!
Bob: We call them garbage people, and I assure you, you are one of them.
Vanessa: So what, you think it's OK do all sorts of bad stuff to me now?
Bob: Well, that's an open-ended discussion, Vanessa, dealing with deep philosophical ramifications, something you can hardly grasp. In fact, take it from me a professional, Vanessa, you're an absolute fucking moron!

Share this quote on facebook Vanessa: Y'all can take a fuckin' cruise, 'cause I took care of that piece of shit.
Wallace: Mr. Wolverton is in critical condition, but he's not dead.
Vanessa: Oh, yeah right. I shot him so many times.

Share this quote on facebook Rhonda: I don't get how a person could go through their whole lives never being into girls. I just... I love girls.
Vanessa: You can keep 'em.

Share this quote on facebook Woody Wilson: I am claustrophobic.
Vanessa: Well, I get claustrophobic suckin' strange dick! Get in there!
Woody: Please, I've got to pee!
Vanessa: Well, pee in there, motherfucker! I ain't kidding! Now! Dumbass.

Share this quote on facebook Vanessa: You fucker! You killed my grandma!
Bob: That's not all I did to grandma.