Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

Share this quote on facebook He thinks that's funny. He thinks that's a funny thing he's doing.

Share this quote on facebook [Rob Dier and Trish Jarvis talk about Jason Voorhees]
Rob Dier: My sister, Sandra, was just a really great kid.
Trish Jarvis: But the man that killed your sister is dead.
Rob: No, he's alive. Look. Jason as a child, right? Artist's conception of Jason as described by a would-be victim, right? And then the murders.
Trish: But he's dead.
Rob: Jason's body disappeared from the morgue.
Trish: It was stolen.
Rob: It was not stolen! Two people at the hospital are missing! A coincidence? I'm telling you, he's alive.
Trish: Oh, my god! Tommy's at the house!

Share this quote on facebook Jimmy: Ted, I think... I think when we get to town, I should call Betty.
Ted: Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely a dead thing to do. Look, first rule of love: never get rejected by the same girl twice, I mean that's useless. If you want to make a fool out of yourself, always do it with someone new.
Jimmy: I don't know anyone new.
Ted: Well, sex is a great way to meet them.

Share this quote on facebook Ted: You broke up with "B.J. Betty"?
Jimmy: So to speak. And would you lay off her? She's alright!
Ted: I'll say she's alright. That girl wanted to be treated right! You should have treated her *right*!
Jimmy: I did! I treated her right! I treated her right, that's what's driving me so crazy. I mean first she would tell me to call because she had something else she needed to do. Then she wouldn't even take my calls! I mean, can you figure that? What the fuck happened?
Ted: Let me put this into the old computer.
Jimmy: No, Ted, I'm serious about this.
Ted: Hey, the computer didn't lie. [Imitates using a computer, pauses, then smiles]
Jimmy: What?
Ted: It says... it says you're a dead fuck.
Jimmy: What? A dead fuck?
Ted: A lousy lay, you know. [limps his wrist] A limp dick.
Jimmy: Oh! Don't hold back on me, Doc, give it to me straight!
Ted: I did not say it; the computer did!
Jimmy: Yeah, well there is no computer!
Ted: Aha! And there's no Betty, either.
Jimmy: And I'm a dead fuck?
Ted: Like I said, the computer don't lie.
Jimmy: God, I'm horny...

Share this quote on facebook Morgan: Axel, you are the Super Bowl of self-abuse!

Share this quote on facebook TV Announcer: ...still awaiting identification of the body. The perpetrator's body.
Jamison: [on TV news] But to answer your question, yes, the man responsible for the murders in Wessex County this past week is at this moment in the Wessex County Medical Center morgue.
Morgan: Yayyy!!!!
TV Announer: ...Thank you Officer Davidson. Let's welcome...
Axel: [to Jason's body] Hey, that's you they're talking about on TV, pal.
Morgan: I don't believe you, Axel!

Share this quote on facebook Morgan: AAAHHH!!!
Axel: [Jason's hand falls on Axel and Nurse Morgan] Jesus Christmas! Holy Jesus! Goddamn! Holy Jesus jumping Christmas shit!
Morgan: You better get that sucker in the icebox! I must be nuts! I must...good night, Axel!
Axel: [Nurse Morgan starts to leave] Hey, hey. Where are you going?
Morgan: I'll tell you where I'm going! I'm going crazy!

Share this quote on facebook Jason Meets His Match (Deluxe Edition DVD)

Share this quote on facebook Three Times Before You Have Felt The Terror, Known The Madness, Lived The Horror. But This Is The One You've Been Screaming For.

Share this quote on facebook Jason's Back, and this is the one you've been screaming for.

Share this quote on facebook This is the one you'll be dying for...

Share this quote on facebook Friday April 13 is Jason's Unlucky Day