Futurama: Bender's Game (2008)

Share this quote on facebook When will young people learn that playing "Dungeons and Dragons" doesn't make you cool!

Share this quote on facebook [after arriving in Cornwood] Where the hell are we? Hell?

Share this quote on facebook [Climbing through chicken hatch] This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the chickens.

Share this quote on facebook Have you seen Bender? He's gone crazy! [Holding a carton] Also, smell this milk.

Share this quote on facebook All right, I may be weak and I may be small, but I don't see how I can possibly destroy that monster.

Share this quote on facebook There’s so many killbots behind us, I can’t count them all. Three, I think.

Share this quote on facebook That blade missed me by the skin of my pants. [A shot of Fry’s behind reveals his pants ripped.]

Share this quote on facebook Hey that punk stole our hood ornament! Now no one will know we have the LX Package!

Share this quote on facebook [after the ship starts again] There's gas in our ass!

Share this quote on facebook I know not of this "Bender"! I am Titanius Anglesmith, Fancy Man of Cornwood!

Share this quote on facebook Finally, we made it out of that godforsaken cave! So what's the fastest way home, back through the cave?

Share this quote on facebook Methinks we be boned.

Share this quote on facebook Igner: [repeated line] We're owl exterminators.

Share this quote on facebook Leegola: Onward brave cowards!

Share this quote on facebook Dr. Perceptron: [Bender is in a group therapy session involving being hit in the head by hammers] Now Stop! Hammertime!

Share this quote on facebook Roberto: [Repeated line] BOOKALEEMOOKALEE!

Share this quote on facebook Rosie the Robot Maid: Everything must be clean. Very clean. That's why the dog had to die. He was a dirty dog. Dirty. Dirty. Also that boy Elroy. Dirty. Dirty.

Share this quote on facebook The Swamp Hag: [repeated line] Get out of my swamp, you kids!

Share this quote on facebook Titanius: Me thinks we be boned.

Share this quote on facebook Roberto: You're not made of Tuesday!

Share this quote on facebook Professor: There's just one small problem, and it's a big one.

Share this quote on facebook Greyfarn: Fear not Titanius for we still have one hope, the Cave of Hopelessness!

Share this quote on facebook Professor: Everybody out of the conference room! I'm calling a conference! [to all, in an adjacent room] Everybody get in here!

Share this quote on facebook Roberto: I was built by a team of scientists, trying to create an insane robot...but it looks like they failed!

Share this quote on facebook Scary Door Announcer: In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the aliens, but that humblest of all God's creatures, the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Share this quote on facebook Morcs: [chanting] Eat the wizard, eat the slut, eat the robot's shiny butt!

Share this quote on facebook Greyfarn: Alas, Frydo's weakness was no match for the dices power.

Share this quote on facebook Hermaphrodite: Your friends soon face certain death, followed by a disrespectful marionette show performed with their corpses.

Share this quote on facebook Dr. Perceptron: I was in your seat, I forgot that we had changed places
Mad Hatterbot: CHANGE PLACES?

Share this quote on facebook Morcs (Singing): Eat the wizard, Eat the Slut, Eat the Robot Shiny butt.
Gynecaladriel (Amy): Well at least we'll be remember by song.
Titanius (Bender): Wait a second, I have an idea. [seizes his comrades] I surrender! Here, eat my friends! Just give me one more second of sweet, sweet life!

Share this quote on facebook Dragon Fry: So it comes down to this, a dungeon, and dragons!
Zoidberg: I didn't see it coming.

Share this quote on facebook Titanius Anglesmith: [to Roberto as king of Wipecastle] Oh great king, your army is the last hope of Cornwood. Let us join forces, before the light of good is extinguished forever!
Roberto: You calling me crazy!? Just coz I got a hotel in my foot don't make me a BOOGALEE-MOOGALEE-MOOGALEE!!
Titanius: Pardon?
Roberto: [draws sword] Stop laughing at me, flyin' avocado! [shrieking while stabbing]

Share this quote on facebook Titanius: [after talking with king of wipe castle] Okay, since I'm the only robot here who isn't [makes crazy noises with his finger on his mouth], I declare myself leader of the royal army!
Guard 1: What royal army might that be?
Titanius: Huh?
Guard 2: When the king went insane, he declared war on scallops, so he tied the army to a boat and sent them out to sea. They were never seen again!
Guard 1: Scallops musta got em.

Share this quote on facebook Fry: Hey Professor can I ask you something about Bender?
Professor: Of course Fry, show me where on this anatomically correct doll where he touched you.

Share this quote on facebook Frydo [Fry]: So this land is real?
Greyfarn [Professor]: Oh, dreadfully real. If you die here you'll really be dead. But instead of science we believe in crazy hocus pocus. It's sort of like Kansas.
Leegola: God help us.

Share this quote on facebook [As the professor recognizes Mom's sons]
Professor: Walt, the leader among imbeciles!
Walt: Hey, they resent that!
Professor: Larry, the sniveling middle child.
Larry: [nervously] Sorry. Thank you.
Professor: And you, Igner. The evil I can tolerate. But the stupidity.
Igner: We're owl exterminators.
Professor: Good God! Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself homo! [children laugh]

Share this quote on facebook [Greyfarn (Professor Farnsworth) and Ignus (Igner) are dueling with lightsabers]
Ignus: Mommy never told you about my father.
Greyfarn: She said he was a foul He-demon.
Ignus: Exactly. You are my father.
Greyfarn: No. No, that's impossible.
Ignus: Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
Greyfarn: No, no!
Ignus: Yah-hah. I heard Mommy say so.

Share this quote on facebook Dr. Perceptron: I will now delicately jerk out your imagination, severing fantasy's grip on your nerd-circuit.
[the dark matter resonance appears and Bender begins to fade into nothingness]
Bender: [as he disappears] Coooooornwooooooooooooood!
Dr. Perceptron: Illogical. Illogical. Computational overload.
Nurse Ratchet: But doctor, I love you.
[Dr. Perceptron smashes his own head]

Share this quote on facebook Computer Voice: (alarm sound) Warning. Out of dark matter fuel.
Leela: That's not a warning! A warning's supposed come before something bad happens.
Computer Voice: (alarm sound) Warning. Engines will shut down in one second.
Leela: That's more like it.

Share this quote on facebook Professor: Who did this? Answer now or be punished.
Leela: Fine, I admit it. It was me.
Professor: You will be punished!

Share this quote on facebook Zoidberg: Amy, cancel my appointments.
Amy: [on intercom] Stop calling me!

Share this quote on facebook Hermes: As a result of these losses, we will no longer be providing complimentary porno mags in the lobby.
Scruffy: Durnit.

Share this quote on facebook Walt: How was the interview, mother?
Mom: It made me want to puke my face off!