Ghost Dad (1990)

Share this quote on facebook Elliott: But I've got to make it to Thursday. It's for my children. My wife died a few years ago and I'm all they have left. Please, Sir "Edith".
Edith: Sir "Edd-ith". Mozer.
Elliott: But on... on the book it's spelled "Edith".
Edith: But it's pronounced "Edd-ith".
Elliott: That's a girl's name.
Edith: Look here, it is not a girl's name. Edith is a boy's name.
Elliott: Who were you named after?
Edith: I was named after my grandmama!
Elliott: And they called her "Edd-ith"?
Edith: No! Her name is "Edith"!
Elliott: So you see, it IS a girl's name!
Edith: No, it's NOT!

Share this quote on facebook Daniel: Where were you?
Elliott: I was in London with a man named... "Edith"!

Share this quote on facebook Amanda: That's a girl's name, Daddy.

Share this quote on facebook Curtis: Evil Master! Your wallet!

Share this quote on facebook Curtis: I am yours to command!
Elliott: Command? Command? I command you to go to hell and sit on a red hot coal, and wait for me, until it snows!
Curtis: Oh, yes! Yes, evil master! Yes!

Share this quote on facebook Amanda: Daddy, Joan said you can go bleep bleep yourself. She said you guys need to talk and she'll fill in the bleeps later.
Elliott: Okay, honey. Thank you.

Share this quote on facebook Elliott: That must be Joan coming over to fill in the bleeps.

Share this quote on facebook Elliott: Mr. Nero, how are you?
Mr. Nero: Oh, good. I'm eating solid foods again.

Share this quote on facebook Elliott: Cancel the 5.
Carol: Oh, no! You can't cancel the 5.
Elliott: Then put the 5 at 4, and then cancel at 4.

Share this quote on facebook Elliott: [suddenly being pulled up] No!

Share this quote on facebook Carol: Don't cancel at 4!
Elliott: No! I mean, you can do what you like.
Carol: [gives confused look]
Elliott: [getting pulled up again] Not now!
Carol: Elliot, are you all right? Please hear me out.

Share this quote on facebook Carol: When you work with someone for a long time, you get to...
Elliott: [literally going hand over hand to hold onto desk] Mmm-Hmm. Mmm-Hmm.

Share this quote on facebook Elliott: [in airplane bathroom] What are you doing here?
Edith: Flying to London.
Elliott: Why did you call me?
Edith: I said I'd be calling you again.
Elliott: But I'm at work!
Edith: [yells] I can't believe it! All you want to do is go back!
Elliott: Yes! Send me back now! Look, if you need to see me so bad, send me an invitation, call me up on the phone, or just come over to my house. But just don't *whoosh* me around anymore!

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