Gnomeo & Juliet (2011)

Share this quote on facebook [Practicing flirting with Juliet] Nice name. It really goes with your...eyes.

Share this quote on facebook Well, I grabbed it first, but if you want it, come get it.

Share this quote on facebook Who's your gnomie?

Share this quote on facebook Well, this isn't my greenhouse.

Share this quote on facebook Nice greenhouse, eh?

Share this quote on facebook Tybalt, you just crossed the line!

Share this quote on facebook [To Juliet, after she tells him to leave] I'm not going anywhere.

Share this quote on facebook [shouts] I'm not delicate!

Share this quote on facebook "Who's your gnomie?" [grabs the flower] Who's your gnomie now?

Share this quote on facebook [While Paris serenades her badly; sarcastically] Oh, my dad sure knows how to choose 'em.

Share this quote on facebook I saw it first!

Share this quote on facebook What's in a gnome?

Share this quote on facebook Oh, Gnomeo, Gnomeo, are we really doomed to never see each other again? Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn't it be red like my father, or green like... like a leprechaun... or purple like, ummm, like some weird guy - I mean what's in a gnome? Because you are blue, my father sees red, and because I am red, I am feeling blue. Oh, at any rate that shouldn't be the thing to keep us apart, should it?

Share this quote on facebook A cheat! A cheat, that's what you are!

Share this quote on facebook [not seen, but voice heard] Well, you don't get much stealthier than this. [Camera turns to reveal Benny wearing a flower costume] Hello!

Share this quote on facebook I love going Commando!

Share this quote on facebook [After seeing Ms. Montague order the Kitten Clipper instead of the Terrafirminator; shocked] Not the Kitten Clipper?! Oh no...

Share this quote on facebook Sucker!

Share this quote on facebook No!

Share this quote on facebook Oh, please, please, my friends. Tell me something I don't already know.

Share this quote on facebook Well, Benny. I didn't think it was possible, but your mouth is getting even bigger than your hat!

Share this quote on facebook Yeah. The finish line.

Share this quote on facebook Adios, loser!

Share this quote on facebook Get them, you idiots!

Share this quote on facebook Well, do I look like a begonia?

Share this quote on facebook Find them!

Share this quote on facebook Juliet, you're not allowed off your pedestal. What are you doing out in the alley?

Share this quote on facebook We're looking for a blue gnome. Yeah, he's an ugly little fella. Got a scratch right here.

Share this quote on facebook You haven't seen him, have you?

Share this quote on facebook Well, lucky you.

Share this quote on facebook Come on, let's get inside.

Share this quote on facebook Find their weak spot.

Share this quote on facebook Damage. Lots and lots of damage.

Share this quote on facebook You boys fancy a little bit of fun? Let's take this baby out into the alley.

Share this quote on facebook Weren't gonna have a smashing time!

Share this quote on facebook Well, if it isn't little big-hat Benny. Mess with our garden, will ya?

Share this quote on facebook Ooh, that felt good.

Share this quote on facebook You wouldn't attack an unarmed gnome, would ya?

Share this quote on facebook Pity!

Share this quote on facebook You don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick, do ya? What wall?

Share this quote on facebook Oh, that wall.

Share this quote on facebook [when Juliet leaves for the flower] TAKE CARE! I'LL TELL YOUR DAD YOU'RE DOING YOUR HAIR!

Share this quote on facebook I may not be a smart bird, but I know what love is.

Share this quote on facebook Oh, I'm sure scared!

Share this quote on facebook Chocolate's in stranger, chocolate's in stranger...

Share this quote on facebook Dolly Gnome: Now, I know you know the rules and I don't have to repeat them, but I'm gonna 'cause I wanna, and here they are.

Share this quote on facebook Bill Shakespeare: [Upon noticing the huge explosion in the background; smug] Told you so!

Share this quote on facebook Lady Bluebury: [To Lord Redbrick; about his prized tulips] Your tulips are looking a little limp this year, aren't they?
Lord Redbrick: [Offended] Oh! I don't like what you're incinerating.
Bluebury: The proper word is "insinuating", illiterate.
Redbrick: [Angry] I am not illiterate! My parents were married!

Share this quote on facebook Redbrick: When will you realize you're delicate?
Juliet: [Turns and faces her father; angry] I'm not delicate! [kicks her plastic rose off her pedestal]
Redbrick': [Walks away; annoyed] Stubborn girl.
Nanette: [Removes the rose from her mouth] She's definitely not delicate!

Share this quote on facebook Fawn: You're the greatest boss, the greatest by far! (nudges the little red gnomes)
Little Red Gnomes: The greatest, the greatest by far.
Benny: A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are!
Little Red Gnomes: A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are! [Get kicked by Fawn]
Nanette: Definitely not.

Share this quote on facebook [After Juliet returns to the Red Garden after meeting Gnomeo]
Nanette: What happened to that very important, life changing orchid?
Juliet: [Walking away] Um. Uh. Wha-What orchid? What!
Nanette: Hmm. Shut up. You are met a boy!
Juliet: What? No.

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Share this quote on facebook Juliet: Oh, Gnomeo, Gnomeo, are we really doomed to never see each other again? Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn't it be red like my father, or green like... like a leprechaun... or purple like, ummm, like some weird guy… I mean, what's in a gnome? Because you are blue, my father sees red, and because I am red, I am feeling blue. Oh, at any rate that shouldn't be the thing to keep us apart, should it?
Gnomeo: No, no, it shouldn't! I couldn't have said it better myself!
Juliet: Oh, my giddy aunt, did you just hear all that? What are you doing here?
Gnomeo: I don't know! I just wanted to, uh… [chuckles nervously] ...I just wanted to see you again!
Juliet: Are you crazy? If my dad finds you, he'll bury you under the patio!
Gnomeo: 'Finds me', are you joking? "Stealth" is my middle name!
[Steps on the button which sets off a display of bright lights]
Juliet: Turn it off!
Gnomeo: I’m trying.
Redbrick: AAH! JULIET!
Gnomeo: Come on, turn off.

Share this quote on facebook Redbrick: [About Gnomeo, who infiltrated the Red garden; angry] When I find him, he'll be sleeping with the fishes!
[Cut to Gnomeo and Shroom sitting at the bottom of the pond]

Share this quote on facebook Fawn: [About Tybalt's well being vandalized by spray paint] Why would anyone ever do this to Tybalt?
Little Red Gnomes: Because nobody likes him.

Share this quote on facebook Juliet: He's a blue.
Gnomeo: And she's a red.
Featherstone: And I'm pink! Who cares?

Share this quote on facebook Fawn: [About Tybalt's well being vandalized by spray paint] Why would anyone ever do this to Tybalt?
Little Red Gnomes: Because nobody likes him.

Share this quote on facebook Gnomeo: Hey there, Juliet. What a name. It’s a great name. Goes with your... eyes. You’re looking really cool. You’re looking good. Did IT hurt when you fell down from heaven? That’s a killer, man. Yeah, no. You’re looking cool. Yeah. How’s it going with you, baby?
[Juliet arrvies]
Juliet: Oh I’m fine baby, how are you.
Gnomeo: Uh, I, uh, never better.
[Juliet is worried someone may have heard the collapse of a log pile]
Juliet: [Anxiously] Do you think anyone heard that?
Gnomeo: [Whispering] There's nobody here.
Juliet: [Also whispering] Then why are you whispering?
Gnomeo: [Flirtatiously] Why are you whispering?
Juliet: [Giggles, then spots something behind Gnomeo; excited] Wow - look at that! [Runs towards it]
Gnomeo: [Disappointed] I guess we're finished with the whispering thing!
Juliet: It’s a 1950s MacAllister Ranger. Let’s start her up!
Gnomeo: Yeah! Okay. Check out the power on this beauty. She’s empty. Bingo.

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Benny: Never!
Announcer: Well, brother, maybe it's time for a secret weapon!
Benny: Bring it on.
Announcer: TERRAFIRMINATOR!!!
Benny: This one's for Gnomeo! [selects the Terrafirminator]
Announcer: MEOW!!!

Share this quote on facebook An epic tale on a tiny scale.

Share this quote on facebook Every day they sit and wait. But when we're away their adventure begins.

Share this quote on facebook A timeless feud. A forbidden love. An epic battle.

Share this quote on facebook A little adventure goes a lawn way.

Share this quote on facebook Julia Braams - Stone Fish

Share this quote on facebook Julio Bonet - Mankini Gnome

Share this quote on facebook Neil McCaul - Conjoined Gnome Right

Share this quote on facebook Maurissa Horwitz - Call Me Doll

Share this quote on facebook John Todd - Dancer (uncredited)