Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)

Share this quote on facebook If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.

Share this quote on facebook When I left, I joined the army, and when I took the service exam my psych profile fit a certain... moral flexibility would be the only way to describe it... and I was loaned out to a CIA-sponsored program, and we sort of found each other. That's how it works.

Share this quote on facebook I know what I do isn't... moral, per se...

Share this quote on facebook You can never go home again, Oatman... but I guess you can shop there.

Share this quote on facebook I just honestly don't know what I have in common with those people anymore... or with anyone, really. I mean, they'll all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they'll have made themselves a part of something, and they can talk about what they do. And what am I going to say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?"

Share this quote on facebook [to himself, rehearsing] "Hi! I'm Martin Blank, do you remember me? I'm not married, I don't have any kids, and I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough."

Share this quote on facebook A thousand innocent people get killed every day, but a millionaire's pet gets detonated and you're marked for life.

Share this quote on facebook Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone.

Share this quote on facebook If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's... well... broken.

Share this quote on facebook People say forgive and forget. Yeah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And get the hell out of town.

Share this quote on facebook Where are all the good men dead? In the heart or in the head?

Share this quote on facebook [Martin gives Debi flowers] I'll go put these in some rubbing alcohol.

Share this quote on facebook See, kid, this is what I'm talking about. We could be working together again, for God's sake. You know? Making big money, killing important people!

Share this quote on facebook Hey, hey, bing bing bing bing bang! POPCORN!

Share this quote on facebook Easy there, chief. I don't see hollow-point wound care on the menu.

Share this quote on facebook Uh-oh! Smells like a wedding! You're breaking my heart down here, Blank! I can't aim through the tears!

Share this quote on facebook Like I'm gonna put a bullet hole in your FUCKIN' forehead and I'm gonna FUCK the brain hole!

Share this quote on facebook Marcella: Sir, it's out of my hands. The gods want you to go back home, and they want you to delete someone while you're there.

Share this quote on facebook Paul Spericki: I'll see you at the "I've-Peaked-and-I'm-Kidding-Myself" party.

Share this quote on facebook Agent Steve Lardner: You want to kill the good guy but not be the bad guy. It doesn't work like that. You've got to wait until the bad guy kills the good guy. Then when you kill the bad guy, you're the good guy.

Share this quote on facebook Ultimart Clerk: [after the convenience store blows up] No, I'm NOT all right! I'm hurt, I'm pissed... I gotta find a new job!

Share this quote on facebook Bob Destepello: You wanna do some blow?

Share this quote on facebook Paul Spericki: Wow. Just looking for a little validation for my life but apparently came up SHORT!

Share this quote on facebook Martin's target: Whatever it is i'm doing that you don't like... I'll stop doing it.
Martin Blank: It's not me. [shoots him dead]

Share this quote on facebook Martin Blank: Why are you so interested in me going to my high school reunion?
Marcella: I just find it amusing that you came from somewhere.

Share this quote on facebook Marcella: You know, when you started getting invited to your ten year high school reunion, time is catching up.
Martin Blank: Are you talking about a sense of my own mortality or a fear of death?
Marcella: Well, I never really thought about it quite like that.
Martin Blank: Did you go to yours?
Marcella: Yes, I did. It was just as if everybody had swelled.

Share this quote on facebook Dr. Oatman: Go see some old friends. Drink some punch, visit with what's-her-name. Don't kill anybody for a few days; see what it feels like.
Martin Blank: I'll give it a shot.
Dr. Oatman: No, don't give it a shot! Don't shoot anything!

Share this quote on facebook Martin: I'm a professional killer.
Paul: Do you have to do post-graduate work for that, or can you just jump right in?

Share this quote on facebook Martin: Debi's house.
Paul: Kinda crept up on you, didn't it?
Martin: No, you drove us here.

Share this quote on facebook Debi Newberry: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio?
Martin Blank: No, but I have a cat.
Debi Newberry: It's not the same thing.
Martin Blank: Well, you don't know my cat. It's very demanding.
Debi Newberry: "It"? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?
Martin Blank: I respect its privacy.

Share this quote on facebook Agent McCullers: You got any ideas how you wanna wax this guy?
Agent Lardner: Can't you just say "kill"? You always gotta romanticize it.

Share this quote on facebook [Martin's secretary has discovered that several enemies are in town]
Marcella: [on phone] Sir, I'm becoming concerned for your safety.
Martin: I have to go.
Marcella: Yeah, well, we all have to go sometime, sir, but we can choose when.
Martin: Nobody chooses when.

Share this quote on facebook Martin Blank: Whole grain pancakes and an egg-white omelette, please.
Waitress: What would you like in your omelette?
Martin Blank: Nothing in the omelette. Nothing at all.
Waitress: Well, that's not technically an omelette.
Martin Blank: Look, I don't want to get into a semantic argument about it, I just want the protein, all right?

Share this quote on facebook Mr. Newberry: So, what have you been doing with your life?
Martin Blank: Um... professional killer.
Mr. Newberry: Oh, good for you! Growth industry.

Share this quote on facebook [Heading in to the reunion]
Debi: I should have worn a skirt.
Martin: I should have brought my gun.
Debi: What was that?
Martin: Should be fun!

Share this quote on facebook Ken: I do divorce mainly, some property, some personal injury.
Martin: Those all seem kinda related.

Share this quote on facebook Debi Newberry: You're a psychopath!
Martin Blank: No, no, no, a psychopath kills for no reason. I kill for money. It's a job. That didn't come out right.

Share this quote on facebook Martin Blank: You must have done some naughty shit there, Bart! There's a contract out on your life. I should know, I was hired to kill you. But I'm not going to do it. It's either because I'm in love with your daughter, or I have a newfound respect for life.
Mr. Grocer: [in pursuit in the next car] That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter, or he has a newfound respect for life!

Share this quote on facebook [Debi's dad learns there's a contract on his life.]
Mr. Newberry: Design division wants me dead over a leaky sun-roof? You want to kill me because of that?
Martin Blank: It's not ME! Why does everybody think it's personal?