Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man (1991)

Share this quote on facebook Oh God, if you're up there, looking down from wherever it is you look down from... look away now.

Share this quote on facebook You ain't gonna find God with me. When I'm dead and done, I don't want no damn excuses for I did.

Share this quote on facebook My old man used to tell me, before he left this shitty world, "Never chase buses or women - you always get left behind."

Share this quote on facebook My old man used to tell me, before he left this shitty world, "The right woman can make ya and the wrong woman can break ya."

Share this quote on facebook Harley: [Pointing to a photograph in his wallet] One morning I woke up and she was gone. I still have feelings for her deep inside.
Marlboro: Well, I only know of two cures for that particular ailment. And since you don't drink no more, you're down to one.

Share this quote on facebook Marlboro: [On being handed a gun to shoot Chance Wilder] I... I can't do it...
Harley: What's wrong?
Marlboro: My old man used to tell me, before he left this shitty world, not to kill an unarmed man.
Harley: What's your old man got to do with it?
Marlboro: You leave my old man out of this!
Harley: [throws a revolver to Chance] There you go, now he's armed.
Marlboro: That gun's empty, Harley.
Harley: So what? This piece of shit sells drugs to kids.

Share this quote on facebook Marlboro: [Awaiting Alexander to make a deal to exchange drugs for the lease on their favourite bar] You know this ain't gonna fly?
Harley: It'll fly.
Marlboro: You wanna bet?
Harley: I'll bet you a Dollar. But if you win I'm gonna have to owe you - that cab fare last night broke me.
Marlboro: If I win, we're dead.
[Phone rings]
Harley: Hello, American Airlines...

Share this quote on facebook When the going gets tough... the tough take the law into their own hands.