Heaven Can Wait (1978)

Share this quote on facebook He's been drugged by those two downstairs. This is a murder. See how he's slowly sliding into the water?

Share this quote on facebook The likelihood of one individual being right increases in direct proportion to the intensity with which others are trying to prove him wrong.

Share this quote on facebook I'm not supposed to be here.

Share this quote on facebook I'm not really Leo Farnsworth.

Share this quote on facebook We don't care how much it costs, just how much it makes. If it costs too much, we charge a penny more. Would you pay more to save a fish who thinks?

Share this quote on facebook Julia: You locked me in a closet!

Share this quote on facebook Max: (whilst training Pendleton in the spacious mansion grounds) This isn't going to work. You're playing football with a bunch of butlers!

Share this quote on facebook Former owner: He got my team. The son of a bitch got my team.
Advisor: What kind of pressure did he use, Milt?
Former owner: What I asked for was sixty-seven million, and he said "okay."
Advisor: Ruthless bastard.

Share this quote on facebook Tony: (after ushering the shrieking Mrs. Julia Farnsworth out of her husband's office and, from the doorway) Sorry to disturb you, Mr. Farnsworth. Mrs. Farnsworth saw a mouse.
Betty: She just saw a mouse?
Tony: No, before. Outside, but she relives it.

Share this quote on facebook Max: You be the trainer and I'll start on Sunday.
Joe: I'm starting against Dallas? What about Jarrett?
Max: They don't want to go with Jarrett. They want to go with you. Happy Birthday, Joe!

Share this quote on facebook Joe: She love me, Mr. Jordan!
Mr. Jordan: Joe, you must abide by what is written.

Share this quote on facebook Joe: Do I... play Polo?
Sisk: Not really, sir.

Share this quote on facebook Bentley: (on the landing of the elegant stairway, near the closet where Mr. Farnsworth and Joe Pendleton meet with Mr. Jordan, invisible to everyone but himself) I noticed there are two cups.
Everett: Well, Sisk felt that since Mr. Farnsworth was pretending to talk to someone, he might want to pretend to give him cocoa, too.

Share this quote on facebook Newspaperman: Mr. Farnsworth, isn't it true an accident in your west coast nuclear plant could stimulate seismic activity in the San Andreas fault, which could destroy most of Southern California?
Tony: I think you'd have to define "destroy".