Hercules Returns (1993)

Share this quote on facebook This looks like a job for Hercules.

Share this quote on facebook [singing] Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree...

Share this quote on facebook [to Sir Michael Kent]' Yo! Bullet head! Get back down there so we can finish doing the film!

Share this quote on facebook Oi, oi! I'm talking to you, you rude bugger!

Share this quote on facebook You know, you're not as stupid as you look Muriel.

Share this quote on facebook Get real, mum, I'm not marrying someone with bigger tits than me. He looks like a condom full of walnuts.

Share this quote on facebook What is that man doing with his hand on my Labia?

Share this quote on facebook Charlie:You are going to fight him and that's that, there's no way out of it! When your God tells you to beat the shit out of somebody, you do it. That's when religion is all about!

Share this quote on facebook Narrator: Labia and Testiculi, destined to be joined together.

Share this quote on facebook Labia: [to Hercules] Well I suppose I better introduce you to me mum.
Muriel: [On seeing Labia & Hercules approach] Darling, you haven't been hanging around the gymnasium again have you?
Labia: Mum, who do you think is the dumbest man in the world?
Muriel: Why Hercules of course!
Labia: Well say hello!

Share this quote on facebook Labia: [After making love to Testiculi] Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Testiculi: Well... I didn't expect the earth to move... but I at least expected you to.
Labia: You're so romantic...

Share this quote on facebook Stretch: [as Zeus] Your actual purpose is not as you believe to marry Labia, but to reveal your true homosexuality.
Hercules: Homosexual?

Share this quote on facebook Muriel: Is there something you want to tell me?
Charlie: What? About Fanny? We're just good friends...
Muriel: She's wearing your underpants.
Charlie:: Well, we're obviously very good friends ain't we?

Share this quote on facebook Charlie: [singing] My, my, my, Delilah!
Delilah: Don't you sing the next line!
Charlie: Why, why, why Delilah?

Share this quote on facebook Delilah:You promised no more fighting after that man was killed!
Sampson: Oh that's a bit steep Del, you stabbed him.
Delilah: Don't split hairs!

Share this quote on facebook Sir Michael Kent: I'm going to chew you up and spit you out!
Hercules: Well, if that's any indication of your dietary habits...

Share this quote on facebook The original, classic, theatrical release.