Holes (2003)

Share this quote on facebook [To Elya Yelnats] If you forget to come back for Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.

Share this quote on facebook [To Elya Yelnats] You must carry Madame Zeroni up the mountain and sing while I drink so I can get strong, too.

Share this quote on facebook [Repeated line] Excuse me?

Share this quote on facebook [When Armpit tries to pass off a stove knob as something he found] Are you trying to be funny, or do you just think I'm stupid?

Share this quote on facebook [Orders Mr. Pendanski to fill Stanleys canteen] If that's too much trouble, you can grab a shovel and Caveman here can fill the canteens.

Share this quote on facebook [About her rattlesnake venom nail polish] It's perfectly harmless... [strokes Stanley's cheek with her fingers] when it's dry.

Share this quote on facebook [When asked what they will say to Stanley's lawyer when she returns looking for him] You'll do as I say. [Leaves]

Share this quote on facebook [To Stanley, after preparing to give him a bottle of soda and faking out] Well, you're a bag of tricks.

Share this quote on facebook [To Stanley] You don't bother them, they won't bother you,
usually. Being bit by a rattler ain't the worst thing that can happen to you. You won't die...usually. But, you don't wanna get bit by a yellow-spotted lizard. That is the worst thing that can happen to you. You will die a slow and painful death. Always.

Share this quote on facebook [When the Warden begs him to let her look in the trunk] Excuse me?

Share this quote on facebook [Voice-over] Now, I don't really believe in the family curse, but when things go wrong, it kind of helps if you can blame it on someone. And for me, things went wrong a lot.

Share this quote on facebook [When asked who's fault if is he is at the camp by Mr. Pendanski] My no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather. That's who it is.

Share this quote on facebook [Walks into the tent after Mr. Pendanski, who is inside, says that no one cares about Zero] I do.

Share this quote on facebook [Voice-over] I guess you'll have to fill in the rest of the holes yourself.

Share this quote on facebook [To Zero, unknowingly referring to Sam's donkey] You know what I keep thinking? Imagine how fine this Mary Lou probably looked in a bikini.

Share this quote on facebook I'm not stupid. I know everyone thinks I am. I just don't like answering stupid questions.

Share this quote on facebook [Last line, after end credits] But if you forget to come back for Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.

Share this quote on facebook Stanley Yelnats: [runs to Armpit] Hey, Theodore, is there a place I can fill my canteen up with water? [Armpit puts Stanley in a headlock]
Squid: I know he smells that.
Armpit: Yo, my name is not Theodore. [shoves Stanley to the ground] It's Armpit. There's a water spigot over there.

Share this quote on facebook Jake M. Smith as Squid

Share this quote on facebook Byron Cotton as Armpit

Share this quote on facebook Miguel Castro as Magnet

Share this quote on facebook Noah Poletiek as Twitch