Hollywood Shuffle (1987)

Share this quote on facebook I believe this movie. A dude could jump off a mountain and not hurt himself, 'cause he did brace himself, and knew something about the levels of gravitivity and polarity.

Share this quote on facebook I have the respect of the community, and that makes me proud...So if you can't take pride in your job, remember, there's always work at the post office..

Share this quote on facebook Bobby, this ain't the 'Poot Butt League', man...ain't no 'Poot Butts' around here. This is not your average hot dog stand You know what this is? This is 'Winky Dinky Dog.' It sends chills up my spine every time I say it - Winky Dinky Dog! Bobby...say it with me...Winky Dinky Dog! WINKY DINKY DAAWWGG!

Share this quote on facebook Uncle Ray: There ain't nothin to it but to do it.

Share this quote on facebook The guy from the Dirty Larry clip: What you say, honky sucker pig-head jive-turkey fool?

Share this quote on facebook Jheri Curl: Please! Gimme my activator!

Share this quote on facebook Casting director: Bobby...I need a little more "Black." You know what I'm saying? Umm, like...Stick your ass out more. Bug the eyes - you know how they move.

Share this quote on facebook Protestor: I think Bobby Taylor is a two bit goat smellin' spook, obviously from the Coon Repertoire Theater of America. We are out here sweatin' like niggas on the way to an election in Georgia because he chooses to bug his eyes, yank his dick, and pull his raggedy skid marked drawers out the cracka his Black ass! I have nothing else to say about Bobby Taylor!

Share this quote on facebook Bobby Taylor: I wish Tiny would bring his big fat ass out here... Tiny! I'm going to make it up to you, I'm going to be a star.
Tiny: No, you're gonna be seein stars!

Share this quote on facebook Mr. Jones: And I got a new one, Bobby! Winky Dinky Ho Cake.
Bobby Taylor: Ho cake?
Mr. Jones: Ho Cake! Hos got to eat too!

Share this quote on facebook Bobby Taylor: How can you tell if you have a good script?
Batty Boy: Does your character…die?
Bobby Taylor: No.
Batty Boy: Then it’s a good script. Just one hit movie can give you success for life. It’s not about art! It’s about sequel!

Share this quote on facebook Speed: Welcome to Sneakin' In The Movies. My name is Speed and this is my homeboy Tyrone. And we are like movie critics and shit
Tyrone: Well not really. Peep this. Each week me and my boy, you know, we go to different theaters and stuff and sneak in and check out the movie.
Speed: Then we come back and tell you all what's up. Like if you should pay money and shit.

Share this quote on facebook Speed: [reviewing 'Dirty Larry'] Realism is important to me, and this was bullshit. This is the movie where the criminals wait for Dirty Larry to reach into his jacket and pull out a big ass gun. What did they think he was looking for, his American Express card?
Tyrone: Make my day? Do fifty bullets in yo' ass make yo' day?

Share this quote on facebook Craigus R. Johnson - Stevie Taylor

Share this quote on facebook Starletta DuPois - Bobby's Mother

Share this quote on facebook David McKnight - Uncle Ray

Share this quote on facebook Lou B. Washington - Tiny

Share this quote on facebook Brad Sanders - Batty Boy

Share this quote on facebook Lisa Mende - Casting Director