Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)

Share this quote on facebook Chance: Okay, okay, I'll talk! I left a gift on the carpet. I let Sassy take the rap for when I unrolled the toilet paper all over the house. I stole underwear on three occasions.

Share this quote on facebook Chance: Okay, okay, four!

Share this quote on facebook Fat Guy: Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Sassy: [mimicking] "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." Not on your life, chubby.
Fat Guy: Here, kitty, kitty. Here, kitty. SCAT! Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Sassy: No, dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy.
Fat Guy: [goes back inside] Dumb...cat!
Sassy: Oh, what a bozo.

Share this quote on facebook Sassy: [Finds Shadow in his cage in the animal shelter] So, big fella, what're ya in for?
Shadow: Sassy? Sassy!
Sassy: Shh, keep it down.
Shadow: I thought I told you to run away.
Sassy: I never listen to dogs.

Share this quote on facebook Shadow: Chance, you're a genius!
Chance: No, I'm not! Uh, what's a genius?
Shadow: Never mind.

Share this quote on facebook Chance: Look, you pushed me this far, now I'm pushing you the rest of the way! Y'know, back there in the woods, even when things looked really bad, I'd always believe we'd make it because I always thought you were too stubborn to quit. Well, you're not going to quit. Not now, not when we're this close! Now try again!
Shadow: Do you think it's easy for me to admit I can't do it? I'm too old.
Chance: That's not true! There's nothing you can't do!
Shadow: I have nothing left to give, Chance. And it's time for you to be on your own.
Chance: But I want you with me... I love you, Shadow.
Shadow: You've learned everything you need, Chance. Now all you need to learn is how to say goodbye.

Share this quote on facebook Sassy: What is that?
Chance: I don't know. It's probably a squirrel having a really bad hair day.

Share this quote on facebook [Running from the puma]
Chance: I'm such a wimp! I'm running from a cat!
Shadow: I won't tell if you won't.
Chance: Of course, this isn't your ordinary housecat. I mean, this is like Arnold Schwarze-kitty!

Share this quote on facebook [Running from the puma]
Chance: Listen, if I don't make it... well, I got a pile of bones buried in the backyard, and, uh...
Shadow: We'll make it!
[They end up on a ledge overlooking a river]
Chance: Aah, I knew it! We're trapped, we're goners! Look, the bones are buried next to the jungle gym, and the TV remote control is under the seesaw.
[Shadow notices a long rock balanced on a smaller one]
Shadow: Seesaw... Seesaw! Chance, you're a genius!
Chance: [offended] I am not! What's a genius?

Share this quote on facebook Chance: Remember hot dogs?
Shadow: Yeah, I wasn't much for the name, though.
Chance: I don't think they're really made of dog.
Shadow: I don't think they're made of meat!
Chance: But they taste the best when they fall in the dirt.
Shadow: Yeaaaah.

Share this quote on facebook Sassy: Like my mother always said, curiosity killed the dog.

Share this quote on facebook Chance: I'm too pooped to poop.

Share this quote on facebook Chance: Shadow was loyal, Shadow was faithful... Shadow was a chump.

Share this quote on facebook Shadow: I thought you were gonna stay, pup.
Chance: Yeah, but I thought I should come along, in case you two needed protection.
Sassy: My hero! Guess I'm gonna have to stare at YOUR butt the whole way.

Share this quote on facebook Chance: [yelping] Aaah! Aaah! He bit me with his butt!

Share this quote on facebook Sassy: It's like I said all along, poopsie: cats rule and dogs drool.
Chance: Oh, get a life. Get nine of 'em.
Sassy: But it's true. Cats are smarter than dogs, and more attractive... and we don't drink from the toilet!

Share this quote on facebook Chance: I hate fast food.

Share this quote on facebook Sassy: Do you have any idea where that's been?
Chance: Yeahhh. That's why I like it. You want some?
Sassy: I'm not really into leather.

Share this quote on facebook Sassy: You just woke me up from a very deep catnap.
Chance: What's the matter, Sassy? Get up on the wrong side of the litter box?
Sassy: Even a great beauty needs her beauty sleep!
Chance: Beauty sleep? You'd have to sleep for, like, a month!

Share this quote on facebook Chance: [sees a real live turkey for a second time] Oh! Birdzilla returns!

Share this quote on facebook Chance: [riding with his head out the car window] Da Daaaa Bat Dog!

Share this quote on facebook Chance: [Final words] Turkey! Turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey!

Share this quote on facebook Shadow: [watches Chance chase a rabbit] There goes the bunny... There goes the pup... There goes breakfast.

Share this quote on facebook Shadow: Up and at 'em, you two. I found our breakfast.
Chance: Great, I hope it's garbage.
Shadow: Nope, even better.
Sassy: With you two gourmets, I can just imagine.
Chance: Fine, just stay here and diet.
Sassy: Are you calling me fat?
Chance: Of course not, for a hippopotamus-[runs into a small tree] I meant to do that.
Sassy: Ha-ha, serves you right.

Share this quote on facebook Hope: [Chance has just used the see-saw to launch Sassy into the sandbox] My poor baby! Are you alright?!
Sassy: He threw me in the big litter box!
Peter: Nice shot, Chance!
Chance: [To Shadow] That's why they call it the "cat"-apult.
Shadow: You've got a lot to learn, pup.