Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993)

Share this quote on facebook These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them...

Share this quote on facebook I'm not saying I don't trust you, and I'm not saying I do. But I don't.

Share this quote on facebook Do you know what its like to have your heart shot out of season and tied to the top of a car? How it feels to be passed like the world's largest kidney stone? Ramada... I don't THINK so.

Share this quote on facebook [to a roomful of Japanese businessmen] It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes. Here I am today, begging you not to make such good cars.

Share this quote on facebook [about to battle Saddam Hussein] We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die LOSES!

Share this quote on facebook Looks like the upper hand, is on the other foot!

Share this quote on facebook Every time I give an order, it gets screwed up! Plan a reception, wrong hors d'oeuvres. Appoint an ambassador, he leaves the country.

Share this quote on facebook I had to come. It was a sequel.

Share this quote on facebook Thank you, Topper. I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live.

Share this quote on facebook War... it's fantastic!

Share this quote on facebook Michelle Huddleston: Now we have to go in to get the men who went in to get the men who went in to get the men.

Share this quote on facebook News Anchorman: In an emotional address at the state capitol Nebraska Governor, Paul Burmaster made a public apology for his state being so flat.

Share this quote on facebook Saddam Hussein: Now I will kill you until you die from it!

Share this quote on facebook Saddam Hussein: They've dicked with the wrong dictator!

Share this quote on facebook Tug: Cookie?
Denton: No thank you, sir.
Tug: Young lady?
Denton: No thank you, sir.
Tug: No, I was just offering him a young lady.

Share this quote on facebook Rufshaad: I can see you're no stranger to pain.
Denton: I've been married.
Rufshaad: Ah.
Denton: Twice.
Rufshaad: Oy!

Share this quote on facebook Ramada: Dexter is one of the captives. He's my husband.
Topper: You've got to be joking.
Ramada: If I was joking, I would say: "A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar..."
Topper: Okay, okay, he is your husband.

Share this quote on facebook Ramada: Topper, I was so young, just a schoolgirl. He was an older man, so wise in the ways of the world. He used to come around the schoolyard, day after day. I so admired his persistence. Even the restraining order my parents slapped on him was no deterrent. He opened my eyes to the arts: music, clog-dancing, WrestleMania. His work has meant so much to so many. And I owe him everything, Topper. Everything.
Topper: I'm happy for you, kid. But if you think you can hurt me again, you're wrong. I left my heart in my other pants.

Share this quote on facebook Topper: Ramada, I want to be with you. I want to hold you. I want to meet your parents and pet dog...
Ramada: My parents are dead, Topper. My dog ate them.

Share this quote on facebook Topper: President Benson.
Tug: No. you're not. I've see him on TV. An older man, about my height.
Michelle: Mr. President, this is Topper Harley.
Tug: Topper Harley, of course. The son I never had. No wonder I didn't recognize you then.

Share this quote on facebook Tug: Here's the target area.
Gerou: That's Minnesota, sir.
Tug: Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it.
Gerou: Sir, the enemy is over there.
Tug: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?

Share this quote on facebook Tug: Got you! Listening at the door, uh? Well, Walters. Looks like we've got our saboteur.
Denton: That's your wife, sir.
Tug: Yeah, so it is. Lavinia. You're looking as lovely as the day we met. [to Walters] Find out what she knows.

Share this quote on facebook Topper: Colonel, who are they?
Denton: She's CIA. The other man's an extra.

Share this quote on facebook Soto: President Benson, where's your first lady?
Tug: I don't know. I've had lots of women. Lost my flower at the age of 15. I can't keep track.

Share this quote on facebook Topper: We both know you belong with Dexter. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. I'm no good at being noble, but... do you have any idea what would happen if you stay here with me?
Ramada: Of course I do. Sex. Wild, free, passionate, unbridled sex. I would fondle you in ways you can't imagine. I would pleasure you at any time, in any place, in any way, for as long as you could possibly desire.

Share this quote on facebook Just Deux it.

Share this quote on facebook The mother of all sequels!

Share this quote on facebook Grab your guns! It's Hot Shots Part Deux!